SIMPLE LOGIC

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled,
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Posted: at 6-09-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

yeah, funny thing about law
have you ever read the law is an ass?
you can actually sue your neighbour whose banana tree leaves fell into your compound.
but you can't be sued for eating of the banana if it grows to your compund

Posted: at 7-09-2008 12:45 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

lol

Posted: at 8-09-2008 07:35 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

LOL!

Posted: at 17-09-2008 10:21 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

mmmmmmm.... i like this....

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

i'm kooooooooooooooool....

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

can't you be cool as well coolguy... why you wanna make it hot....
hope you are not doing what am thinking?

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

 

just love the taste of that  french kissed

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Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

what are you guyz getting started with?
just.....2......sexy where you dey ooooo.... moderator... moderator....
you guyz shouldn't try that here..... moderator... moderator.... moderator... moderator....
ooooooooooooooohhhhhh....
make una no do anything ooo...

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

u're too late we've already gone far....lolz
@sweetie :-*again.

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac