CLOSENESS TO GOD

Date: 17-04-2010 3:58 am (15 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
- at 17-04-2010 03:58 AM (15 years ago)
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72-year-old man goes for a
physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results. The
doctor says, 'Jerry, everything
looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are
you at peace with God?'
Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it for when I get up
in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, *poof*!, the light
goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!,
the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the
doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor
calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he
says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I
had to call you because I'm in
awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during
the night and *poof *!, the light
goes on in the bathroom, and
when he's done, *poof*! the light
goes off?'
'OH MY GOD!' Ginger
exclaims. 'He's peeing in the
fridge again!!!!'

Posted: at 17-04-2010 03:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- federico at 17-04-2010 06:17 AM (15 years ago)
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dis shit was posted by sheenor just yesterday,,,NA WA OHH
Posted: at 17-04-2010 06:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 17-04-2010 01:23 PM (15 years ago)
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ahaha
Posted: at 17-04-2010 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply

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