Froze in hell

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied

Posted: at 21-04-2010 02:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

i no see this topic

Posted: at 21-04-2010 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

not funny at all

Posted: at 21-04-2010 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this is very funny......

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

i dnno if i should read dis topic cos sme pple say its funning some boring.


brb

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

whater

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

But d joke funny die.

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Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

waoo wat a funny joke.

Posted: at 21-04-2010 08:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The guy don phyuk devil tire.

Posted: at 23-04-2010 05:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

so people still dey view this topic

Posted: at 23-04-2010 08:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming