valuable dog

Date: 10-06-2010 12:09 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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- at 10-06-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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On a country road, a speeder hit and killed a dog. The dog's owner stood nearby, a gun in his hand.

The speeder said, "Looks as if I killed your dog."

"Sure does."

"I'm sorry. Was it a valuable dog?"

"I wouldn't say that."

"Well, suppose I gave you a hundred dollars. Would that be enough?"

"Well, I don't know."

"Two hundred dollars. That should do it."

"Sounds good."

The speeder reached into his pocket and came up with the money. Pressing it into the man's hand, he said, "I'm sorry I spoiled your plans to go hunting."

"I wasn't going hunting. I was heading out to the woods to shoot that mangy dog."

Posted: at 10-06-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 11-06-2010 02:48 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 11-06-2010 02:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 11-06-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 11-06-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Don-ziggy at 11-06-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha tight
Posted: at 11-06-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- faithaina at 11-06-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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FUNNY
Posted: at 11-06-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 11-06-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm
Posted: at 11-06-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 11-06-2010 05:13 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-06-2010 05:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- monasea at 11-06-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago)
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good piece
Posted: at 11-06-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- talkandsave at 11-06-2010 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: monasea on 11-06-2010 06:56 PM
good piece
Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2010 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 11-06-2010 11:50 PM (14 years ago)
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i dey hungry so i no fit laff
Posted: at 11-06-2010 11:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 01:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 11-06-2010 11:50 PM
i dey hungry so i no fit laff
I will laugh for you then.
 Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2010 01:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 12-06-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 12-06-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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hohohohjo0jojo
Posted: at 12-06-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 12-06-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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which kind laugh be dat?
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 05:16 PM (14 years ago)
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So you know too say na laugh___How far Pretty?
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 12-06-2010 05:36 PM (14 years ago)
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am fine...and hope u're ok, coz it's being a while
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: belindajustins on 12-06-2010 05:05 PM
which kind laugh be dat?
Santa Claus laugh
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: belindajustins on 12-06-2010 05:36 PM
am fine...and hope u're ok, coz it's being a while

That's true__Cos I was not too sound b4
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: talkandsave on 12-06-2010 05:47 PM
Quote from: belindajustins on 12-06-2010 05:05 PM
which kind laugh be dat?
Santa Claus laugh


Na so una Santa Claus dey Laugh?
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ishola1000 at 12-06-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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