A Drunkard's dilemna

Date: 30-07-2010 2:15 pm (14 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 30-07-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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A drunkard, way too drunk, orders 4 MORE mug of beer.

The bar tender says “sir, you’ve had too much. Please go home.”
The Drunkard "“Okay, here i go.” He goes out, comes in from another door, asks for a beer, receives the same answer and goes out. This happens for several times and, the fifth time, furiously, he ask the bar tender “hey you man, how many bars do you work in? Tell me!


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- federico at 30-07-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4..2 month ago
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 30-07-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe. see person. e no go pain me ..

Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 30-07-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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na true na...i nor dey lie ohh
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-07-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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me i no understand una two.
which one una come dey follow follow each other for back.
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 30-07-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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he concern you...
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-07-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:31 PM
he concern you...
why e no go concern me... na by play butterfly dey enter in bush, small time now, belle fit go shot out...
abeg make una two stop this close marking..
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 30-07-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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lol... over feeding still dey make belle shot out,,,abeg not think differently ohh...
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-07-2010 02:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:36 PM
lol... over feeding still dey make belle shot out,,,abeg not think differently ohh...
for which side that one happen? where sophie dey sef.? Huh?
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-07-2010 02:47 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 30-07-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 30-07-2010 02:40 PM
Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:36 PM
lol... over feeding still dey make belle shot out,,,abeg not think differently ohh...
for which side that one happen? where sophie dey sef.? Huh?
she dey kitchen dey cook for me...
Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 30-07-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:48 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 30-07-2010 02:40 PM
Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:36 PM
lol... over feeding still dey make belle shot out,,,abeg not think differently ohh...
for which side that one happen? where sophie dey sef.? Huh?
she dey kitchen dey cook for me...

u get kitchen?

Posted: at 30-07-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 30-07-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 30-07-2010 03:32 PM
Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:48 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 30-07-2010 02:40 PM
Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:36 PM
lol... over feeding still dey make belle shot out,,,abeg not think differently ohh...
for which side that one happen? where sophie dey sef.? Huh?
she dey kitchen dey cook for me...

u get kitchen?
hehehehehehehe... Grin
but him get bedroom sha! Grin
Posted: at 30-07-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 30-07-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago)
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i no nooooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 30-07-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 30-07-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha....
Posted: at 30-07-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-07-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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kris stop laughing
Posted: at 30-07-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-07-2010 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 30-07-2010 04:15 PM
kris stop laughing
huh? Huh?
okay...
Posted: at 30-07-2010 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-07-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 30-07-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 30-07-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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u try...
Posted: at 30-07-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- esonu at 30-07-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 30-07-2010 02:17 PM
posted b4..2 month ago
na ur way and u no go fit post urs

Posted: at 30-07-2010 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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