Two Blind Pilots

Date: 15-09-2010 2:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

Posted: at 15-09-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- frenzeecool_08 at 15-09-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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That's 2 risky
Posted: at 15-09-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-09-2010 03:08 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 16-09-2010 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 16-09-2010 05:16 PM (13 years ago)
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too risky indeed
Posted: at 16-09-2010 05:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-09-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm... okay sha!
Posted: at 17-09-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- tambeiort at 17-09-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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that risky, but funny. Cool Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 17-09-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Donmicheal at 18-09-2010 02:59 AM (13 years ago)
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deadly
Posted: at 18-09-2010 02:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 22-09-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 22-09-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 25-09-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 26-09-2010 04:23 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-09-2010 04:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mykelly on 16-09-2010 05:16 PM
too risky indeed
Posted: at 28-09-2010 12:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 28-09-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Agatex on 28-09-2010 12:19 PM
Quote from: mykelly on 16-09-2010 05:16 PM
too risky indeed
10nks 4 the first time
Posted: at 28-09-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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