Share your most embarrassing moments (Page 2)

so na im make u shit for pant for SS3

DP n Treasure where una dey oo

hmmmmmmmm i can imagine..
dem go say... u wan buy  sometin u no get mony.. hahahahahaha. too bad

ok!!
it was ma primary school days and ma parent just got me enrolled in that school

so one day na so hot shit begin worry me
nobi small thing oo and i no sabi where toilet dey
and i no even bother to ask anybody
so na so i throw ma school bag give ma cousin
say make i run go house go shit, and ma house na like 20-30mins walk
so i begin dey walk dey run at d same time

and as children then, them say if shit dey worry u make u put spit for ya abdomen
say d thing go hold d shit small, but i try dis method tire the shit no gree go

so as i dey carry ma steps dey go na, two minutes to reach our house
na so the thing burst for ma pants ooo
i no talk oo i still dey maintain dey go and small time fly begin follow for yarnsh
but thank God i don nearly reach ma house

so as i reach house na so i pass backyard enter tiolet
comot d pant flush am for toilet and like that enter bathroom too

and wen ma mama see me for house by that time she ask
wetin happen but i no fit talk cos as u dey talk na so cane go dey lash for ya body

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