Share your most embarrassing moments (Page 4)

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it was ma primary school days and ma parent just got me enrolled in that school

so one day na so hot shit begin worry me
nobi small thing oo and i no sabi where toilet dey
and i no even bother to ask anybody
so na so i throw ma school bag give ma cousin
say make i run go house go shit, and ma house na like 20-30mins walk
so i begin dey walk dey run at d same time

and as children then, them say if shit dey worry u make u put spit for ya abdomen
say d thing go hold d shit small, but i try dis method tire the shit no gree go

so as i dey carry ma steps dey go na, two minutes to reach our house
na so the thing burst for ma pants ooo
i no talk oo i still dey maintain dey go and small time fly begin follow for yarnsh
but thank God i don nearly reach ma house

so as i reach house na so i pass backyard enter tiolet
comot d pant flush am for toilet and like that enter bathroom too

and wen ma mama see me for house by that time she ask
wetin happen but i no fit talk cos as u dey talk na so cane go dey lash for ya body

next pls

that day i wished the ground will open to swallow me. Then i was in SS2, had a date with this girl and on my way to her place trust Ago roads those days and i was driving VW car( Volkswagen) when i parked she was there with her friends and with my well washed and ironed cloth i jumped down proudly walked up to her only for her to tell me sorry i dont go out in this kind of car