KEEPING IT EXCITING........ (Page 5)

You really don't wanna get it,huh?
Ok!Look:I WILL NEVER BE SUBMISSIVE TO ANYONE!NEVER EVER!
Capish?

Hear is my story.

Married more than 10 years now and still enjoying marriage. Why?

Simple: my wife and I are not only soulmates and lovers, we're very good friends who greatly enjoy each other's company in and outside our humble home.

@Mr Agabs

first of all i am married with two kids and my dad will be proud of me if i satisfy my husband to the fullest but not only in bed but in every department even if he is cheating or want to cheat which i know he will definately have conscience that his wife is a real woman he will never show it to my face and he will respect me in every way because i will be like a diamond in his life.. you get me!

when i mean great sex it is not only about shagging it about being romantic too appreciating each other body.. for instance you can go out buy your wife new sexy underwear even if she have stretch marks etc still show her that you love her no matter what.. even if she is not sexy after putting it on still touch her body but no sex you know what i mean, kiss her, massage her from hair to toe, while she do the same for you.. explore life on the bed then take shower together... by then both of you will be tired( there is different between shagging and great romantic sex) a 60, 70 even 80 years can do this

YOU CAN ALSO SURPRISE HE/SHE TO A ROMANTIC HOLIDAY ... SURPRISING YOUR PARTNER IN A GOOD WAY IS GOOD...

Women; No tire WRAPPER(atleast no always) when na JEAN you dey wear when Una dey DATE. . .

Women; Always where BRA to hold you Bosom  in place, make 'e for dey BURG out like when you where dating

Make Una dey go out together always (a date, concert, evens)

Make Una dey active sha. . . dey go interesting places.


I no Try?

abi now my brother no more old school lape na new school lape we dey

thanx

Am bored. I might as well type nonsense.
What do old couples do? Sex has been explored. Food has been explored. Cloths and cars and children have been explored.

Is there anything new?

Abeg, na just to enjoy life like small children. I don't think two couples can be bored if they communicate like kids. Kids are hardly bored. When one is bored the other spices things up. And how do they do that? They find a game.

Guys I am typing almost nonsense. I am enjoying myself and I am semi bored now.

This nature of kids protects them from the harshness of life. they are hardly sad. Is it cause most things are new or is it cause they criticize less and enjoy more?
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Only people who have stopped learning become bored with life. Only negative people become sad.

Hmn! I love typing, for I get to kriss-kross roads i trekked leagues ago. Hmn!

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I WOULD SAY IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE PEOPLE, GO GET A COPY RIGHT NOW. AND DON'T TELL ME NONSENSE. THAT BOOK SHOULD BE BESIDE EVERY BIBLE AND KORAN.

A marriage with synergy never looses the spark. Whish I have crossed into the "public victory" part of the book. As it is, am struggling with the first three habits.

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Proactivitie.
Begin with the end in mind.
First things first.
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Divine Project I think you should take a look at that book if you haven't.
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I will conclude my "over sabi sabi" chatter with this advice. "If any good activity or any good relationship is not exciting, form d excitement." The last statement was in Naija pidgin.

You guys have the power to decide what is exciting and what is not. Like lets say you cook this cool pot of "egusi soup." Lets say, your husband is dissatisfied with something. That egusi soup will not be perfect if he doesn't focus on food.

Sometimes what we need to have a cool life is just a change of attitude. Hence, "if a good relationship is not exciting, form the excitement."

One more thing I have noticed is that, a lot of old people form unnecessary laws. As in they form nonsenses.

Like cause you are older you can't skip? You can't play "swey" anymore? Remember "swey" right? That game that girls play by throwing seeds and canceling rectangles and jumping? Now there is absolutely nothing wrong in married women playing that game. I think it will keep them happier and trimmer. But guess what, they have forgotten that they are girls too. They have grown dead cause they killed they girl in them.
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May be you guys need to grow younger mentally. May be. Saw some woman riding a bike this meaning - probably was riding for her thighs.
I guess she stopped riding that is why her thighs got that big.

Orange juice is always exciting. I am not talking of those contraptions "five alive and the rest". I am talking squeezed orange diluted with water with a little sprinkle of sugar. That is exciting.

Playing table tennis is exciting. it is easy. it can be learnt in a week.

Billiards aint bad? The table necessarily doesn't need to be imported if you out of Nigeria.

Play Station 3. Nintendo WII. XBox 360. Divine project don't tell me nothing. Do you know how much energy people put into those programmes? From physics to music to paintings to caffeine? Do you know the computer gaming industry worth more than the entertainment industry? Imagine your darling of a husband, working an AK47 in dark lands while you watch and tell him to avoid a street bomb. Of course they stubborn man will get himself blown up. Imagine putting your husband in his place by beating him in mulit-player mode of HALO.

Ha ha ha hah ahahhah.

I think it is time for you guys to grow down instead of growing dead.

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Somebody should break my fingers.