too expensive." I can't afford it

Date: 02-12-2010 1:12 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 2-12-2010 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
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A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, Bosom s he'd ever seen.

He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect Bosom s, and I will pay you 100 Naira to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.

The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you 1,000 Naira to bite your Bosom s." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.

The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you 10,000 Naira to bite your Bosom s, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that 10,000 Naira will be worth it, so she finally agreed.

They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect Bosom s. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's Bosom s EXCEPT biting them.

The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"

The man replied, "Nah, too expensive." I can't afford it......

Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:12 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 2-12-2010 01:16 PM (11 years ago)
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wetin again?

Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- shinapeters at 2-12-2010 01:31 PM (11 years ago)
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really? lol
Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 03:19 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 2-12-2010 03:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 2-12-2010 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 2-12-2010 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 3-12-2010 01:34 AM (11 years ago)
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where u dey run go?
i dey follow u ooooo

run enter ur room make i follow u
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:34 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 3-12-2010 07:26 AM (11 years ago)
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bia skypon take time o

Posted: at 3-12-2010 07:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 3-12-2010 09:34 AM (11 years ago)
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Terry no mind dis guy oooo

se u want make terry divorce me
abi u no know say terry just dey manage me??
Posted: at 3-12-2010 09:34 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
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hmm Shocked Lips Sealed
Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babayo1 at 4-12-2010 01:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  3-12-2010 09:34 AM
Terry no mind dis guy oooo

se u want make terry divorce me
abi u no know say terry just dey manage me??


MANAGE!!! Terry congrats ooo General Manager Florish4love Nig ltd.
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:49 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 4-12-2010 01:51 PM (11 years ago)
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bababayo

he be like say don dey craze 4 yanch
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babayo1 at 4-12-2010 01:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  4-12-2010 01:51 PM
bababayo

he be like say don dey craze 4 yanch

No be u talk am? I just de congratulate my bros.
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:57 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Selu at 4-12-2010 02:30 PM (11 years ago)
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The aim achieved. Kinda like how clever he was.
Posted: at 4-12-2010 02:30 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 03:00 PM (11 years ago)
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josiahlawson, since when u don put dis your face na him u don dey post joke wey dey give me cough.

bia, plz change back to your first pics mayb your joke go dey funny then
Posted: at 4-12-2010 03:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 4-12-2010 03:04 PM (11 years ago)
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I GO TELL KRIS SAY NA JOSIAH DEY DO AM FOR HIM BACK


IF YOU NO WANT MAKE I TELL

YOU GO AGREE SAY YOU BE MY IYALE
Posted: at 4-12-2010 03:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 03:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  4-12-2010 03:04 PM
I GO TELL KRIS SAY NA JOSIAH DEY DO AM FOR HIM BACK


IF YOU NO WANT MAKE I TELL

YOU GO AGREE SAY YOU BE MY IYALE




tell kris wetin Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-12-2010 03:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 4-12-2010 03:16 PM (11 years ago)
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say u dey eye Josiah nah
Posted: at 4-12-2010 03:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 03:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  4-12-2010 03:16 PM
say u dey eye Josiah nah



which josaih be dat Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-12-2010 03:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kethey at 4-12-2010 03:25 PM (11 years ago)
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hooo....no reply
Posted: at 4-12-2010 03:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 4-12-2010 03:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  4-12-2010 03:19 PM
Quote from: florish4love on  4-12-2010 03:16 PM
say u dey eye Josiah nah



which josaih be dat Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

U wan dey wyne me abi
Posted: at 4-12-2010 03:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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