onyi2010 at 6-12-2010 03:46 PM (14 years ago) (f)
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled man turned to the priest and said, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."
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opeks at 7-12-2010 10:16 PM (14 years ago) (f)
nice one
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Reply do4sure at 9-12-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) (m)
AN AFRICAN POPE WILL NOT SUFFER ARTHRITIS
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Reply sophiebaby at 9-12-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago) (f)
la lolo
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
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la lolo
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Reply sophiebaby at 9-12-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) (f)
la lolo
la lolo
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
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la lolo
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Reply sophiebaby at 9-12-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) (f)
la kwa lolo
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
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Reply onyi2010 at 9-12-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) (f)
la kwa lolo
la kwa lolo
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Reply sophiebaby at 9-12-2010 03:29 PM (14 years ago) (f)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 9-12-2010 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply baby14life at 9-12-2010 04:14 PM (14 years ago) (f)
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nice one
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Reply monasea at 9-12-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago) (f)
nice
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Reply emmajenic1 at 10-12-2010 02:12 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Nice one girl...
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Reply terryworld at 10-12-2010 04:17 AM (14 years ago) (m)
4ny
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
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funny
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Reply bodeniyi at 10-12-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago) (m)
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply onyi2010 at 10-12-2010 12:03 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Reply bodeniyi at 10-12-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) (m)
close your teeth
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Reply onyi2010 at 10-12-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) (f)
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or should i borrow tooth bruch
Posted: at 10-12-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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