Number 7

Date: 06-12-2010 5:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
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- at 6-12-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu).

He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7 subjects. Before the exams, he usually read from 7a.m to 7 p.m.

When his results came out, he had P7 in all the 7 subjects. He promptly fainted and was rushed to the 7th Day Adventist Hospital where he was admitted into ward 7 and assigned the 7th bed. He remained unconscious for 7 days.

While on admission at the Hospital, his mother bought a car, which was numbered OG 7777GGG. When he saw the car plate number, he fainted again making it the 7th time he had fainted.

On July 7, 7 years ago, he had fainted at 7 o'clock when he heard that the lady he impregnated gave birth to a baby with 7 fingers on each hand.

He finally died some 7 hours ago due to the 7th injection he refused to take.

Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Selu at 6-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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U try.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 6-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheee... nwa-lady, i will have to give 7 slaps for this post.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 6-12-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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flying pass 7 times
Posted: at 6-12-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-12-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago)
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shey e don reach 7'oclock make i dey go house jare...
Posted: at 6-12-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- opeks at 6-12-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-12-2010 06:03 PM
heheheheee... nwa-lady, i will have to give 7 slaps for this post.
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 6-12-2010 09:02 PM (14 years ago)
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777777 joke Grin.........u try Shocked

Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-12-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: opeks on  6-12-2010 08:06 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-12-2010 06:03 PM
heheheheee... nwa-lady, i will have to give 7 slaps for this post.
Grin Grin Grin
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Shocked
no bite me oo..
Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- royone at 7-12-2010 01:03 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- shinapeters at 7-12-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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this is the 7th time im reading this joke
but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke
huh?
pls come again
 Smiley Smiley

Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bodeniyi at 7-12-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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7 gbosa for poster
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 7-12-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-12-2010 01:34 PM
this is the 7th time im reading this joke
but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke
huh?
pls come again
 Smiley Smiley


even me i am just coming back from 7 top hotel with ur 7th daugter  .... we have been there since 7 o'clock am
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 7-12-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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u don contact 7 stds
Quote from: solid_solid on  7-12-2010 01:40 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-12-2010 01:34 PM
this is the 7th time im reading this joke
but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke
huh?
pls come again
 Smiley Smiley


even me i am just coming back from 7 top hotel with ur 7th daugter  .... we have been there since 7 o'clock am
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- opeks at 7-12-2010 02:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-12-2010 11:04 AM
Quote from: opeks on  6-12-2010 08:06 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-12-2010 06:03 PM
heheheheee... nwa-lady, i will have to give 7 slaps for this post.
Grin Grin Grin
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Shocked
no bite me oo..
ok take this one instead Kiss
Posted: at 7-12-2010 02:33 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: opeks on  7-12-2010 02:33 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-12-2010 11:04 AM
Quote from: opeks on  6-12-2010 08:06 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-12-2010 06:03 PM
heheheheee... nwa-lady, i will have to give 7 slaps for this post.
Grin Grin Grin
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Shocked
no bite me oo..
ok take this one instead Kiss
see as u dey type upsidedown
 Cheesy

Posted: at 7-12-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 7-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 7-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 7-12-2010 11:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  7-12-2010 01:34 PM
this is the 7th time im reading this joke
but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke
huh?
pls come again
 Smiley Smiley
omg!u forgot i saw u on the 7/07/2007 revising the 7th comandment which u said u have revised 7 times at exactly 7am when ur sista bought 7 create of 7up.

Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 8-12-2010 12:20 AM (14 years ago)
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7 Grin 7th Cheesy

Posted: at 8-12-2010 12:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-12-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago)
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why u dey bring ur 7 teeth at dis 7 hour?abi u wan watch prison break season 7?

Posted: at 8-12-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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