Correct naija (Page 5)

An american lawyer & a nigerian re sittin next 2 each other on a long flight journey. D lawyer believes dat nigerians re so dumb dat he could put something on them easily. So d lawyer asks if d nigerian would like 2 play a fun game. D nigerian is tired & just wants 2 take a nap, so he politely declines & tries 2 catch a few winks. D american lawyer persists & says dat d game is a lot of fun, i ask u a question & if u dont know d answer u pay me only $5; u ask me 1 & if i dont get it i wil give u $500 he says. Dis catches d naijas attention & 2 keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees 2 play d game. D lawyer asks d 1st ques: wats d distance from d earth 2 d moon? D naija doesnt say a word, reaches his pocket pulls out a $5 bill & hands it 2 d lawyer. His turn now, wat goes up a hill wit 3legs & comes down wit 4?D lawyer uses his laptop & searches all references he cud find on d net. He sends emails 2 all d smarts friends he knows, all 2 no avail. So he gave up & wakes d naija guy & gave him $500, he collects it & slept again. D lawyer was going nut abt d answer so he wakes him up again & said wat goes up d hill wit 3legs & comes down wit 4. D naija simply digs his hands in his pocket & gave d lawyer $5 & went 2 sleep.   

@REXI I dey feel you. it's really funny.