Correct naija

Date: 17-12-2010 11:02 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Damilare Owolabi
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- at 17-12-2010 11:02 PM (14 years ago)
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An american lawyer & a nigerian re sittin next 2 each other on a long flight journey. D lawyer believes dat nigerians re so dumb dat he could put something on them easily. So d lawyer asks if d nigerian would like 2 play a fun game. D nigerian is tired & just wants 2 take a nap, so he politely declines & tries 2 catch a few winks. D american lawyer persists & says dat d game is a lot of fun, i ask u a question & if u dont know d answer u pay me only $5; u ask me 1 & if i dont get it i wil give u $500 he says. Dis catches d naijas attention & 2 keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees 2 play d game. D lawyer asks d 1st ques: wats d distance from d earth 2 d moon? D naija doesnt say a word, reaches his pocket pulls out a $5 bill & hands it 2 d lawyer. His turn now, wat goes up a hill wit 3legs & comes down wit 4?D lawyer uses his laptop & searches all references he cud find on d net. He sends emails 2 all d smarts friends he knows, all 2 no avail. So he gave up & wakes d naija guy & gave him $500, he collects it & slept again. D lawyer was going nut abt d answer so he wakes him up again & said wat goes up d hill wit 3legs & comes down wit 4. D naija simply digs his hands in his pocket & gave d lawyer $5 & went 2 sleep.   

Posted: at 17-12-2010 11:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- opeks at 18-12-2010 08:30 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy nice one
Posted: at 18-12-2010 08:30 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bomber at 18-12-2010 09:15 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 18-12-2010 09:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 18-12-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago)
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old joke again
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Selu at 18-12-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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I like it
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 18-12-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one there
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rexi at 18-12-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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@florish, wen i read it, it was a nice joke and new 2 me. So sharin wit ppl here dat has not Rb4 cud. So advice 2 u ppl is dat, stop discouragin ppl from posting jokes here. A comment is not necessary, just read. @bomber i hear u.
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- solid_solid at 18-12-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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ok  o ooo
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 18-12-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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wow wow....................really funny lol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy naija for real

Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 18-12-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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la lolo
Posted: at 18-12-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 18-12-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 18-12-2010 12:14 PM
la lolo
u be sophiebaby second  Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
lo lala

Posted: at 18-12-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 18-12-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago)
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la lolo
Posted: at 18-12-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 18-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: rexi on 18-12-2010 11:42 AM
@florish, wen i read it, it was a nice joke and new 2 me. So sharin wit ppl here dat has not Rb4 cud. So advice 2 u ppl is dat, stop discouragin ppl from posting jokes here. A comment is not necessary, just read. @bomber i hear u.

I no blame u sha
Posted: at 18-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-12-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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bros nice1 but na pb--

Posted: at 18-12-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 18-12-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: rexi on 18-12-2010 11:42 AM
@florish, wen i read it, it was a nice joke and new 2 me. So sharin wit ppl here dat has not Rb4 cud. So advice 2 u ppl is dat, stop discouragin ppl from posting jokes here. A comment is not necessary, just read. @bomber i hear u.
Yuupp!..Datz ryt Rexi!!..Tell'em!!!..Bt I think its a pretty funny joke!.Nevr heard it b4 too  Wink nice 1!!
Posted: at 18-12-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 18-12-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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cos u are new thats why u havent heard it

Posted: at 18-12-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- rexi at 18-12-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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@terry, whatever. And re u referin 2 dis entertainment stuff or Np itself. Cos if na NP itself, dont even go there. So how our match go b now? 
Posted: at 18-12-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 18-12-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 18-12-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rexi at 18-12-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Mr federico b lyk say u de see say dem don write pb4. U just wan write something upgrade ur addict abi. Is k
Posted: at 18-12-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 18-12-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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nice posted b4 but still nice
Posted: at 18-12-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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