What mummy did

Date: 18-11-2008 12:33 am (16 years ago) | Author: Esther Okure
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- at 18-11-2008 12:33 AM (16 years ago)
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Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she
had been out of town all week and said, 'Mommy,
guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet
in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with
the lady from next door. They undressed and got into
bed and then Daddy got on top of her and ....'

The mother held up her hand and said, 'Not another word!
Wait until your fat">father gets home and then I want you to
tell him exactly what you've just told me.'

The fat">father came home and the wife tells him that she's
leaving him. 'But why?' croaked the husband.

'Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy what you've just told me.'

'Well,' said little Johnny, 'I was playing in your closet and
Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they
got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on
top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with
Uncle Bob.'

Posted: at 18-11-2008 12:33 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- BABTEE at 18-11-2008 02:38 AM (16 years ago)
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! YOU WANT KILL PESON.
Posted: at 18-11-2008 02:38 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jboy4shezo at 18-11-2008 03:05 AM (16 years ago)
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i am reading this same joke for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 times now. plz post something different
Posted: at 18-11-2008 03:05 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 02:06 AM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? heard n read bou this a couple of times

Posted: at 19-11-2008 02:06 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 02:46 PM (16 years ago)
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over common dey worry the joke
Posted: at 19-11-2008 02:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queentoyinglory at 19-11-2008 05:36 PM (16 years ago)
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 Huh?  i beg find better joke post,.. wetin dey happen now is ten common not too.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 05:36 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasdadkalss;jfkkkkkkkkkkk
Posted: at 19-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 19-11-2008 05:53 PM (16 years ago)
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I fink I haven't seen this b4. its funnie

Posted: at 19-11-2008 05:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 06:03 PM (16 years ago)
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I fink i haven't seen this b4... Or have i...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 06:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 22-11-2008 02:23 PM (16 years ago)
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@ queentoyin,   Na u sabi, na u get ur mouth, na so u funny reach, u neva post ur own joke.

@sillyjokker,     Thanks
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- e4ma at 22-11-2008 02:27 PM (16 years ago)
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funnyyyyyyyyyyy Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 22-11-2008 02:45 PM (16 years ago)
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like husband like wife... do me i do you...equation balance...u to much esthy babe...
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 22-11-2008 03:55 PM (16 years ago)
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thanks onyinye
Posted: at 22-11-2008 03:55 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- luvlykristie at 22-11-2008 04:04 PM (16 years ago)
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first of all, i neva see am before. secondly, e funny. thirdly , who go quit who now?
Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:04 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 22-11-2008 04:24 PM (16 years ago)
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and fourthly, I have read it couple of times but the joke is not possible
Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvlykristie at 22-11-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 22-11-2008 04:24 PM
and fourthly, I have read it couple of times but the joke is not possible

y you think say e nor dey possible. e fit happen. inshort e nor get wetin nor dey happen.
Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rakelly at 20-01-2014 02:51 PM (11 years ago)
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passing joor
Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 06:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Digging deep

Posted: at 20-01-2014 06:23 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 20-01-2014 06:41 PM (11 years ago)
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wit ur d****
Posted: at 20-01-2014 06:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 21-01-2014 10:33 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-01-2014 10:33 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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