WAKE UP CALL FROM 9JA!!!

Date: 02-03-2011 3:24 am (14 years ago) | Author: Obiageli
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- at 2-03-2011 03:24 AM (14 years ago)
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My phone was ringing 5 in the morning today...na wow its Naija number....

I was wondering who be dis na early morning....

I picked the call...hello...hello...who be dis?

Deffney this is Mr. Kwon (my Korean friend). Deffney I'm crying here now..huhuhuhuhuhu

Ah ah I jumped from my bed and go to terrace...I asked wetin happen my friend...

He said Deffney Ms. Jane (Korean wife of Mr. Kwon) gave birth few minutes ago.....

I don't know what name i will give for this baby...she is black baby..i don't know what happened, both of us is white....before Jane like to eat black semo with black draw soup...huhuhuhuhu

Ah ok..no problem i will give her good name....her name must be.."SUM TIN WUNG" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-03-2011 03:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- terryworld at 2-03-2011 06:18 AM (14 years ago)
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deffney so mind,hands,leg,eyes,ears,head,and stomach gree u write dis kan tin?
Person don give internet slap b4?
Posted: at 2-03-2011 06:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 06:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  2-03-2011 06:18 AM
deffney so mind,hands,leg,eyes,ears,head,and stomach gree u write dis kan tin?
Person don give internet slap b4?
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Atty. in the making abi? Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 2-03-2011 06:29 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-03-2011 07:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Did u had bad dream last night?

if not then ur hand dey purge
Posted: at 2-03-2011 07:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 07:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-03-2011 07:32 AM
Did u had bad dream last night?

if not then ur hand dey purge
Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2011 07:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-03-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  2-03-2011 07:34 AM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-03-2011 07:32 AM
Did u had bad dream last night?

if not then ur hand dey purge
Grin

Dis is not a matter of opening ur teeth bcuz if not dat it was u who posted it

I would have sent a bomb inbetween ur legs
Posted: at 2-03-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 2-03-2011 09:17 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 2-03-2011 09:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 09:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-03-2011 08:50 AM
Quote from: Deffney on  2-03-2011 07:34 AM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-03-2011 07:32 AM
Did u had bad dream last night?

if not then ur hand dey purge
Grin

Dis is not a matter of opening ur teeth bcuz if not dat it was u who posted it

I would have sent a bomb inbetween ur legs
Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2011 09:44 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 09:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-03-2011 08:50 AM
Quote from: Deffney on  2-03-2011 07:34 AM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-03-2011 07:32 AM
Did u had bad dream last night?

if not then ur hand dey purge
Grin

Dis is not a matter of opening ur teeth bcuz if not dat it was u who posted it

I would have sent a bomb inbetween ur legs

abeg send a male bomb Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2011 09:48 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 2-03-2011 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
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see ur life Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 2-03-2011 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 09:49 AM
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abeg send a male bomb Grin Grin Grin
im coming in now  Grin Grin Grin

u go take jetplane enter pacific ocean..then commot from there enter submarine tru sky patrol then u go use parachute enter Korea take taxi enter China take bus enter Philippines then go back Naija by slipper...u go find me! Wink
Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 2-03-2011 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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dis joke fuuny oooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 10:01 AM
Huh? Huh? Huh? Cool

stephen my little pikin see u disappointed sheree..wetin u come sharply..why na??? Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 2-03-2011 10:42 AM (14 years ago)
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make u no mind Stephen Smiley
Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 10:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 10:32 AM
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u go take jetplane enter pacific ocean..then commot from there enter submarine tru sky patrol then u go use parachute enter Korea take taxi enter China take bus enter Philippines then go back Naija by slipper...u go find me! Wink
I DEY EXTRA READY TO FIND U AS LONG AS I GO SEE YOU  Wink Wink Wink

i dey outside now..open door na!
Posted: at 2-03-2011 10:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chamming at 2-03-2011 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  2-03-2011 03:24 AM
My phone was ringing 5 in the morning today...na wow its Naija number....

I was wondering who be dis na early morning....

I picked the call...hello...hello...who be dis?

Deffney this is Mr. Kwon (my Korean friend). Deffney I'm crying here now..huhuhuhuhuhu

Ah ah I jumped from my bed and go to terrace...I asked wetin happen my friend...

He said Deffney Ms. Jane (Korean wife of Mr. Kwon) gave birth few minutes ago.....

I don't know what name i will give for this baby...she is black baby..i don't know what happened, both of us is white....before Jane like to eat black semo with black draw soup...huhuhuhuhu

Ah ok..no problem i will give her good name....her name must be.."SUM TIN WUNG" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin





This is really serious
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:17 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm wetin?
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  2-03-2011 10:30 AM
dis joke fuuny oooooooooooooooooo

thank u sweetie hope i make u smile today.. Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chamming at 2-03-2011 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  2-03-2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  2-03-2011 10:30 AM
dis joke fuuny oooooooooooooooooo

thank u sweetie hope i make u smile today.. Grin

Deffney don't let him decieve u, is not funny at all
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 2-03-2011 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  2-03-2011 11:34 AM
REALLY CHAMMING

u wan toast chamming again? na wow for u sef.. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2011 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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