Burning Rubber

Date: 15-12-2011 1:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 15-12-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

“Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.”

The pharmacist fainted.

Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago)
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NA WA FOR THIS UR LAUGH OOO
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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No be the joke make me laffooo na ur mumurity dey make me open mouth
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 02:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 :'(
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Why u dey cry
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 15-12-2011 02:32 PM
No be the joke make me laffooo na ur mumurity dey make me open mouth
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 04:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-12-2011 04:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 16-12-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago)
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you go fear Joke na Cool
Posted: at 16-12-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Eze guff u don cum
Posted: at 16-12-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 18-12-2011 01:13 AM (13 years ago)
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 ???
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- zeigbo at 18-12-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-12-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 20-02-2012 01:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 15-12-2011 02:32 PM
No be the joke make me laffooo na ur mumurity dey make me open mouth

GUY MAKE U CONFESS SAY THE JOKE FUNNY, NAH WAO OOO
Posted: at 20-02-2012 01:15 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Akanjohn at 22-02-2012 05:29 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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