HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth,
catching
bullet with bare hands,
... Jogging up & down mount
everest.
... MY RECORD: fought with an
elephant
and
broke its neck...skinned a
crocodile...alive!
played russian roulette with full
clips &
still survived,killed Superman, held
my
breathe under water for
2months,3weeks,6hrs,
51mins,45seconds,
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: surfed on
hot
lava while d volcano was still
erupting,
Outran
a cheetah, fluent in 10,598
languages, 1st African to land on
the
sun,
Carried the pyramid of giza for
2days
straight!
SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a
tsunami.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't
kill 100
bears
with a single punch only 99 died
instantly and the 1 that was left
died
2hrs
later.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: when a cobra
died
after biting me, When I saved the
planet
by diverting an asteroid with just
a kick.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really
don't like 2 show off








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