AMERICAN WONDERS!!! If reasonable people are talking, aboki's wanna get involved? Wetin hausa sabi sef? una think say life is all about washing yansh up and down and romancing sugar cane? wetin dey wori this useless people sef?! The list of things aboki's should be proud of are as follow:
1.Dirty sugar cane: una go wash yansh finish, come touch the bloody sugar cane. Nafdac need to do something fast about it.
2. Leprosy: dat one na natural heredity for all aboki. Check all aboki hand, their finger no dey complete. If dem say na lie, make dem put their picture here.
3: 700 years of shoe shining experience: I no go lie, if aboki man shine your shoe wella, u must see your face inside. Dem sabi that one well.
3. Maganiburatashi aka man power: hmmmmm guys...if u drink aboki concoction finish, ur dick go stand attention from morning till night for days. 25 rounds of fcuking sef na to warm engine. You go fcuk till you die go meet abacha. Dat medicine bad ooo. Boys beware!
4. Rotten carrot. The carrot even resemble aboki teeth. Useless carrot wey dey short like their uncircumcised dick.
5. Onion. The onion dey round like their head. Big but empty like their brain.
6. cow: I swear i neva see people wey sabi pursue cow like aboki people. Them go chase nama(cow) from north to south, east to west. Dem no dey even wear slippers pursue the cow sef. Na bare foot dem dey carry do their cow marathon.
7.Suya. i no go lie, i like the suya. the suya dey make brain. But before i chop am, i dey ensure say i bleach am with holy water to remove all the aboki piss, spit, catarrh etc....
8.500 years of gate man experience: Lack of job and shelter don drive aboki people to gate man business. Na so dem go sidon for gate like vulture wey miss road enter hotel.
9.Begging. All aboki children are all beggers. Muhammed ask them to marry 100 wives, but him no teach them format to take care of the children. Now na our street dey suffer. Some of them sef don go learn igbo and yoruba song to take beg. Every corner for bridge na their bedroom.
10. Abokilistic manicure and pedicure. hu wan try aboki for cutting finger nails? Them go cut ur finger finish eh, nails no go grow on top again. The problem for that aspect of business na HIV. Na aboki people dey spread that disease very fast with their local equipment. Pls beware of them oooo.
Where are all the aboki's? una must defend una self here oooo before i release part two.
war wounds, evry soldier have a story to tell!
Posted: at 29-02-2012 12:58 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming |
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