young 4 eva

A couple received a letter from
their daughter who went to study
modern physics overseas.

~SHE WROTE~
My beloved Parents, I miss u so
... much & it breaks my heart to
think that by d time i get back,
you will be too old.
So, enclosed you will find a bottle
of a red portion i have invented.
It will make u young, so when i
return, you will be the same age
as i left u.
NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."
GoodBye i love u!
So they opened the envelope &
init, is a bottle with a red portion.
The man looked at his wife & says
"U go first". So d wife takes
adrop, thereafter the husband
follows.
Indeed d wife turns 5yrs
younger.
Years later, d daughter returns
home 2 to find her mother
young& pretty, carrying a baby
on her back. The mother proceeds
to tell her daughter how d portion
worked
& made her look young. D
daughter was happy & asks
after her father. "Your Father?
Hmmmmm, my child, ur father
was so jealous dat i was so
young and
beautiful, so he drank d whole
bottle.
"Whaaaat? So where is he?"
replied her daughter.
Hmmmm He is The Baby at my back.

Posted: at 14-03-2012 01:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Old skull

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Posted: at 14-03-2012 01:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i beg all of u. Dont swallow me yet i'l bring new jokes. Hahahahahahaaa. The problem is dat now i've seen a funny joke somwher, how do i knw it's pb4(ur simple vocabulary)

Posted: at 14-03-2012 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wat is ok ma?

Posted: at 14-03-2012 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

*yawns* old school  ...wen will someone make me laff here na

Posted: at 15-03-2012 07:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 i dey come how far na?

1 year oo u dey absent here

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Posted: at 15-03-2012 10:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

instruction simplified

Posted: at 16-03-2012 10:52 AM (12 years ago) |

 

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago) |

still booo 

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:48 AM (12 years ago) |