Son Inlaw's Finger

Date: 15-03-2012 9:58 pm (12 years ago) | Author: yankeyboy
- at 15-03-2012 09:58 PM (12 years ago)
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One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were to big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with a pair of tweezers, but just pushed it in farther. They finally decided to go to the hospital.
As they were about to leave, their daughter and her date came home. They told them their situation and theirs daughters date said he could get it out for him. The daughters date put his two fingers in her fathers nose and told him to blow real hard. It worked and the peanut fell out. The daughter and her date went up stairs and the man and his wife talked about how smart the boy was in coming up with that idea.
The man's wife asked, "I wonder what he's going to be when he grows up."
The man says, "From the smell of his fingers, he's going to be our son-in-law".
 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 15-03-2012 09:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 15-03-2012 10:02 PM (12 years ago)
another booo   Undecided
Posted: at 15-03-2012 10:02 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 16-03-2012 05:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Waris dis Angry
Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:25 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 05:29 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm ok
Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:29 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-03-2012 05:31 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Kiss  Kiss
Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:31 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-03-2012 06:43 AM (12 years ago)
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I read the news and its ok
Posted: at 16-03-2012 06:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
more boo Undecided
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:23 AM (12 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 11:36 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:36 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
another boo  Undecided
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:49 AM (12 years ago) |
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- ANELEEVEREST at 16-03-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 16-03-2012 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
still boo  Undecided
Posted: at 16-03-2012 12:51 PM (12 years ago) |
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- 4kasibe247 at 16-03-2012 04:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 16-03-2012 12:51 PM
still boo  Undecided
Na so u boo enter hero  Cheesy
Posted: at 16-03-2012 04:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-03-2012 05:38 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Angry
Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 08:03 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 16-03-2012 04:44 PM
Na so u boo enter hero  Cheesy

hehehe you funny no be small ,
anyway, oya booo Undecided
Posted: at 16-03-2012 08:03 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 17-03-2012 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 17-03-2012 02:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ENIT at 17-03-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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guy u try, i laff small
Posted: at 17-03-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 17-03-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 17-03-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago) |
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