maybe you just finished eating and you taking some tissue to the toilet, she will say
if i see you enter that toilet ehen, no evening food for you for this house. na so you wan take go waste my food, why you no go shit before you eat 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

my mama go say IT IS WELL any time i complain of something boring me 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:09 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

look no food for dis house if una no tell me wetin happen to the peak milk wey i put for fridge
who mess that mess? i sey who spoil dis place? oya make all of una commot for here
abeg make una go tell una papa sey e hot water to baff don ready
my pinkin, remember where you from dey come, no do wetin go bring shame come o

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mum 2 pikinoh --oh u no wash plate!? oya bringam like dat na so
i go put food for. ewu ohia!!

Child... mum am hungry. Mum..owh, come and eat me.
No bi ur mate dem de work dia help dia mama. wetin u
sabi na to chop and shit.

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:20 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

[Una don make me feel happy today una don remember me those days]

Una don make me feel happy today una don remember me those days

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:25 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

rie nshi nwah ina tukwa ujo
bia ke ebe shi abatakwala na ulo a o
agadi nwannyi/nwoke na gwo ofe
ina nukwa nti nwa nka
bia nkechi ga chotaram utali ta ta agam a pia bu paul na iko ya ejule

hahahahaha....nna mehn

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

pinkin wey sey e mama no go sleep no go still find sleep

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

maybe you just finished eating and you taking some tissue to the toilet, she will say
if i see you enter that toilet ehen, no evening food for you for this house. na so you wan take go waste my food, why you no go shit before you eat 

hahahaha...is one na bomb

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:31 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Whaoooooooooooooooooooooo   99.99percent of this post and coments are all true.
i so much love NP for this Thank's @Hopea for the love you shared with us through this post.
atlest we needed this unity once more. PEACE

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

[true talk my dear]

Whaoooooooooooooooooooooo   99.99percent of this post and coments are all true.
i so much love NP for this Thank's @Hopea for the love you shared with us through this post.
atlest we needed this unity once more. PEACE

true talk my dear

Posted: at 16-04-2012 12:55 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

maybe you just finished eating and you taking some tissue to the toilet, she will say
if i see you enter that toilet ehen, no evening food for you for this house. na so you wan take go waste my food, why you no go shit before you eat 

Lady, did you know that this woman always say this; even in front of her friend...? Shit, I always feel so embarrassed. She still say it even till today. 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:03 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

Whaoooooooooooooooooooooo   99.99percent of this post and coments are all true.
i so much love NP for this Thank's @Hopea for the love you shared with us through this post.
atlest we needed this unity once more. PEACE

Yes o....Hopea did a great job. Enough of love this and love that abeg.

Oya make we contribute the way African American talks to their kids as well.....

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:04 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

hahahahhaah 

  is like you've experienced this one Nne

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

Lady, did you know that this woman always say this; even in front of her friend...? Shit, I always feel so embarrassed. She still say it even till today. 

i trust my mum, as she dey halla, na so some brushing dey follow sometime.
my brothers are found of doing this  

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is like you've experienced this one Nne

sure na, i be pure naija pinkin so nom lele 
i even don dey tell my pinkin some of dis tins sef 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mum to child
....see e mouth,  mummy i want ice cream  you give me money hold?
u no see your papa for dear abi i remeber bank or make i go thief? 

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tell us how rich mum dey yarn

Mom: Hey u come here. What r u doing with that smelling thing? Daughter: ehn...mom she is my friend o...and she never smells.
Mom: common shut that your mouth, huh, did she looks like your class? Let me see u around that good for nothing girl again. where is your brother?

Mom's friend: Na wa for this your daughter o... she is gettin skinnier by the day. Mom: Abeg help me, she still remain the same even though she eats a whole chicken, fried rice, pure orange juice with salad. I don't know what else to feed her again. Mom's friend: Maybe she is natural born-model. (both laughed...) Mom: yes o... u can say that again. And if she becomes a model, pple will know that she is the daughter of Nneka Nwosu.

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:14 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

I have told you several times to stop gallivanting around with those foolish friends of yours and do something productive.
Woman talk to your daughter, warn her b4 I lose my only temper on her.
You are an idiot. So bcos you have grown wings u think u can talk to me anyhow huh. Nonsense. Abeg get out of my sight.

na face me,i face u don born u ,,

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:17 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

mum to child
....see e mouth,  mummy i want ice cream  you give me money hold?
u no see your papa for dear abi i remeber bank or make i go thief? 

hmmmmmmmmm..I C

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:24 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

mum to child
....see e mouth,  mummy i want ice cream  you give me money hold?
u no see your papa for dear abi i remeber bank or make i go thief? 

hmmmmmmmmm..I C

Posted: at 16-04-2012 01:24 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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