how to fly

Date: 21-04-2012 5:57 pm (13 years ago) | Author: femi john
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- at 21-04-2012 05:57 PM (13 years ago)
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One day, an aeroplane cleaner
was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit
when he saw a book entitled,
“HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOL. 1”.
He opened the the first page
which said, “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane
enginestarted.
He was please and opened the
next page, “To set airplane
moving press blue button”. He did
so and the plane started moving
at an amazing speed. He wanted
to fly, so he opened the 3rd page
which said, “To let airplane fly,
please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started
tofly.
He was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he
wassatisfied and wanted to land
so he decided to go the 4th page.
Hefainted after reading the
instructions. The 4th page
said,“To learn how to land a plane
please watch out for Vol. 2

Posted: at 21-04-2012 05:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- chummyli at 21-04-2012 06:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Copy n paste
Posted: at 21-04-2012 06:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- tesboy at 21-04-2012 06:44 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 21-04-2012 06:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tesboy at 21-04-2012 06:45 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 21-04-2012 06:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wakawaka247 at 21-04-2012 08:22 PM (13 years ago)
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i waka jump pass ,
another pb4 44
Posted: at 21-04-2012 08:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 21-04-2012 08:56 PM (13 years ago)
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i tel u
Posted: at 21-04-2012 08:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 22-04-2012 11:26 AM (13 years ago)
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i no wan hear you, try waka fly ,
na waka i dey waka dey go  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-04-2012 11:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 22-04-2012 11:53 PM (13 years ago)
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ur yeye247 don germinate
Posted: at 22-04-2012 11:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 06:12 AM (13 years ago)
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I tell u
Posted: at 23-04-2012 06:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 23-04-2012 11:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: BournIdentity on 22-04-2012 11:53 PM
ur yeye247 don germinate

i saw it ,that those maggot inside your heavy melon head,
don dey creep out from your eye ,ear and nose chiii,
go jump inside lagoon , i waka pass  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-04-2012 11:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 23-04-2012 11:16 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 23-04-2012 06:12 AM
I tell u

yes i see you when you dey tell ram ,
i waka pass Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2012 11:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 03:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Amebo
Posted: at 23-04-2012 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- nememma at 23-04-2012 03:37 PM (13 years ago)
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dry yoke
Posted: at 23-04-2012 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femiparadise at 23-04-2012 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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all of ena dey make me  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry...

i feel like to suck person blood.....
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg not hia
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 04:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Mukah cos u knw say ur blood don expire finish
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 23-04-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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diz 1 na kofy kofy and pasty pasty.
posta abeg copy anoda 1
Posted: at 23-04-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-04-2012 05:31 PM (13 years ago)
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copy catology
Posted: at 23-04-2012 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 23-04-2012 06:48 PM (13 years ago)
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getouttt make i waka pass
Posted: at 23-04-2012 06:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 09:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Lolsss
Posted: at 23-04-2012 09:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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