TOP 15 SIGNS TO KNOW FORCES ARE FOLLOWING YOU FROM YOUR VILLAGE;

15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.

14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.

13. If you slap a military man.

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.

11. If you are an ARSENAL fan.

10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.

9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.

8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.

7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY
.
6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.

5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.

4. When you beat up a military man's ONLY child.

3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.

2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.

1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a "LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!" ringtone......

---

Posted: at 9-05-2012 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Na wow this one don pass spiritual conji

Posted: at 9-05-2012 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

this one don pass villagers handwork, make the person go river for 12 o'clock for night go wash him head

Posted: at 9-05-2012 08:33 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

 

---

Posted: at 9-05-2012 08:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

me sef don dey wonder

Posted: at 9-05-2012 09:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Wasta guan?

Posted: at 9-05-2012 11:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 10-05-2012 03:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahhahhahhahahahahahahahahha.na wa o. all the Arsenal fans shout haleluyah

Posted: at 10-05-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

---

Posted: at 10-05-2012 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

  this is funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted: at 10-05-2012 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac