VACANCY! 21 Qualities Denrele Edun wants from His would-be-wife.

Date: 26-05-2012 7:39 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Akeem Jaffe Jaffa
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- at 26-05-2012 07:39 PM (10 years ago)
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    Are we the only ones who are seized with dread anytime we see the headline of an interview with TV presenter and red carpet fixture, Denrele Edun? You just know for certain that he will say the very first thing that pops into his head, and it’s not always the smartest thing.



Like today’s interview with the Punch. Or maybe it’s understandable. When you’ve been called gay for so long, and someone asks you about marriage you overcompensate. Call this the first in our new series: The Weird Interviews of Denrele Rajeev Edun Volume 1.

Denrele’s wife, in his own words:

1.“She has just got to have a flat tummy.”

2.“She has just got to have long legs.”

3.“She has just got to have a slim figure.”

4.“I need a woman who will like me for who I am: a weirdo.”

5.“I need a woman who will not try to change me because she will never succeed.”

6.“She must be neat.”

7.“She must be the type that wears clean underwear.”

8.“She must be ready to wear high-heeled shoes all the time like me.” (Does he wear them high-heeled shoes when he’s playing daddy and mummy?)

9.“The woman I will say, “Yes I do” to must not be afraid to flaunt her segxwality.” (Em, considering the meaning of ‘segxwality’ does that mean she has to let the world know if she is, say, straight, lesbian or transgender?)

10.“I mean, if a man doesn’t look at my lady, there is something wrong somewhere.”

11.“So, she must be a head turner.”

12.She must be able to cook because I like good food.

13.“Importantly, the lady that I will give the wedding ring should have a wild streak because I wake up every morning with a loud shout.”

14.“I expect my idea woman to do the same.” (what kind of shouting does a married couple do in the morni— Oh. Never mind.)

15.“I like my woman to have a reading habit.”

16.“She must be in love with books.”

17.“She should be able to talk because I am a chatterbox.”

18.“She must…”

19.“I expect…”

20.“I need…”

21.“I demand…”

Give her a cape, a Marvel Comics name, and her own superpowers and it’s apparent – Denrele wants a female “Avenger”.

Thankfully, all this is just by the way. Because, you see, even though he tells the interviewer he is “a ladies’ man”, he also says: “I’ve not achieved my goals yet. I’m still young. And to admit the truth, I’m too scared of the commitment of marriage right now.”

Darling, if we had your kind of list – we’d be scared too.


Posted: at 26-05-2012 07:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- denmal at 26-05-2012 09:27 PM (10 years ago)
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story
Posted: at 26-05-2012 09:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osamabinladin at 26-05-2012 09:28 PM (10 years ago)
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Ara gagba ndi ara,weda they like it or not
Posted: at 26-05-2012 09:28 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Solidstonez at 26-05-2012 09:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Goodluck with that

Posted: at 26-05-2012 09:30 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Konvit at 26-05-2012 09:38 PM (10 years ago)
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I need all dat too
Posted: at 26-05-2012 09:38 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Solidstonez at 26-05-2012 09:48 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-05-2012 09:48 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- habiziz at 26-05-2012 10:37 PM (10 years ago)
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mtchhew. i bet u dont have any quality a woman want from her future husband. Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-05-2012 10:37 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bigdad95 at 26-05-2012 10:45 PM (10 years ago)
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u no well u go tay for busstop
Posted: at 26-05-2012 10:45 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mickky21 at 26-05-2012 10:55 PM (10 years ago)
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I pity that woman Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
Posted: at 26-05-2012 10:55 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mickky21 at 26-05-2012 10:57 PM (10 years ago)
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the man self need help,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,can someone help plzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 26-05-2012 10:57 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- aso4life1 at 27-05-2012 02:38 AM (10 years ago)
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This guy will never change, he has been like that since secondary school days on KIDDIE VISION 101 but this list shows you no want marry at all, you want be father or what? Guy go marry mennnnn

Posted: at 27-05-2012 02:38 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- sugarbaby2392 at 27-05-2012 04:08 AM (10 years ago)
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make we apply, mstweeeeeeee
Posted: at 27-05-2012 04:08 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 27-05-2012 04:44 AM (10 years ago)
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No.13&14 - totally n completely bizarre, ridiculous n insane.

Posted: at 27-05-2012 04:44 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- sportyzander at 27-05-2012 05:51 AM (10 years ago)
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 Cool Shocked Sad Angry Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2012 05:51 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mabreezie at 27-05-2012 06:29 AM (10 years ago)
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Ish! Dis guys picture always scares me weneva i see it. He always look like a possessed being wif his dressing only sef. wacko
Posted: at 27-05-2012 06:29 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- fuckinjoe2 at 27-05-2012 06:52 AM (10 years ago)
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just wasted few minutes of my time on a gay topic..........

Posted: at 27-05-2012 06:52 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dogodajiabuja at 27-05-2012 07:16 AM (10 years ago)
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weird fag!
why would anybody grant him an interview in the 1st place.....seeing he/she is a nobody
mtcheewwwwwwwww
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Posted: at 27-05-2012 07:16 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Hassy113 at 27-05-2012 07:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Yeap....she can be found buh maybe u stil gat 2 search...most gurls av dat kind of character....i av...buh maybe next tym...;-)
Posted: at 27-05-2012 07:17 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- proly at 27-05-2012 07:45 AM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-05-2012 07:45 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- victory18 at 27-05-2012 07:57 AM (10 years ago)
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I THOT HE IS GAY HMMMM Angry Angry Angry Angry Y MARIAGE NOW,
HES STUPID

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