Bathroom joke

Date: 06-03-2009 1:47 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
- at 6-03-2009 01:47 PM (15 years ago)
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An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend,
for your age you're in the best shape I've seen."

The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know I live a good,
clean, spiritual life."

The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"

The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't turn the
bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."

The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the
bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?" "Yep," the old man said,
"Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."

Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in
for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "I just
want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but
I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he
gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."

"Aha!" she exclaimed. "He's the one who's been pissin' in the refrigerator!"

Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Doshe at 6-03-2009 01:56 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin lol lol lol lol lol
Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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u tru but old joke
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 6-03-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago)
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too too funny
Posted: at 6-03-2009 06:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 6-03-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago)
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re mix---u try
Posted: at 6-03-2009 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 6-03-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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uhmmmmmm
Posted: at 6-03-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-03-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  6-03-2009 01:56 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin lol lol lol lol lol

watin do u they take suffry they laugh oooo
Posted: at 7-03-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-01-2012 12:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-01-2012 12:34 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fehinty at 30-01-2012 02:13 AM (12 years ago)
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next>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 30-01-2012 02:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 30-01-2012 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-01-2012 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 30-01-2012 02:19 PM (12 years ago)
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anya Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-01-2012 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 30-01-2012 03:27 PM (12 years ago)
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STILL DIGGING?
Posted: at 30-01-2012 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-01-2012 04:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Digg fast abeg Angry
Posted: at 30-01-2012 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-01-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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I no knowoo i just pass the yoke follow me
Posted: at 30-01-2012 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 31-01-2012 11:09 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-01-2012 11:09 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 31-01-2012 02:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 31-01-2012 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 1-02-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-02-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmydonn at 6-02-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice Joke lol
Posted: at 6-02-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emkaykalu at 15-03-2012 10:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: fehinty on 30-01-2012 02:13 AM
next>>>>>>>>>>
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 05:32 AM (12 years ago)
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heheee
Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:32 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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