One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the
word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the
definition and he promptly told him "coats and
jackets".
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the
word "screwing", and for a second time, asked his
father what it meant. His father promptly said
"cooking".
Then,he returned to school the third day and heard
the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his
father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".
Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came
over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says...
"Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet
cause dad's in the kitchen screwing the turkey!
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