RAMATU PART 7

Date: 05-08-2012 9:35 am (12 years ago) | Author: charles etuhu
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PART SEVEN
Now two months later, i was passing by the Osumanu's house and noticed something strange.
Ramatu was pregnant.
mrs Osumanu was also pregnant."wow!, these are my babies" i thought.
But how do i claim Them? since nobody knew i was the one behind all the "pounding escapades"
i consulted the oracle at Onitscha and the oracle told me if i wanted the babies, i must bring two testes of a tortoise, a monkey's rib, one live crocodile, my landlord's early morning urine and two bottles of shnapps.
it kept me wondering. . Grin Grin


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- chummyli at 5-08-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Kk

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- jossy4reall at 5-08-2012 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bingbagbo on  5-08-2012 09:35 AM
PART SEVEN
Now two months later, i was passing by the Osumanu's house and noticed something strange.
Ramatu was pregnant.
mrs Osumanu was also pregnant."wow!, these are my babies" i thought.
But how do i claim Them? since nobody knew i was the one behind all the "pounding escapades"
i consulted the oracle at Onitscha and the oracle told me if i wanted the babies, i must bring two testes of a tortoise, a monkey's rib, one live crocodile, my landlord's early morning urine and two bottles of shnapps.
it kept me wondering. . Grin Grin

I tot u are d most educated man on earth and also d person dat wrote produced dictionary........hw come u dont even spell things correct........ like dis highlighted words

Posted: at 5-08-2012 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-08-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Come poster.....make u stop dis ur part part post.........dis is joke forum and not movie writers forum........I take God beg u and I no mean any Insult plz.............if u don't knw wat is joke or hw 2 post joke den cool down and observe odas jokes b4 posting

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- francischi at 5-08-2012 05:35 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry very soon na remix we go dey hear

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- zeigbo at 5-08-2012 10:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 5-08-2012 10:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 5-08-2012 10:34 PM (12 years ago)
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ok, na wrtin i dey find for diz senseless post?
Ogbe!!!!!!!
Posted: at 5-08-2012 10:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-08-2012 11:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster Na dis ur bald head dey make me laff old cargo

Posted: at 5-08-2012 11:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 5-08-2012 11:36 PM (12 years ago)
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na hu open gate for ram?
Posted: at 5-08-2012 11:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-08-2012 12:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Him escape frm kirikiri

Posted: at 6-08-2012 12:03 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 6-08-2012 12:06 AM (12 years ago)
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leave na psykia im dey run go so, from frying pan to faya
kweke
Posted: at 6-08-2012 12:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-08-2012 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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poster aaapa

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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 08:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  6-08-2012 12:03 AM
Him escape frm kirikiri

na prison break be dat ooo

Posted: at 7-08-2012 08:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-08-2012 08:39 PM (12 years ago)
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I dey tell u

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