akpor vs Satan and Angel in heaven

Date: 20-01-2013 1:21 pm (12 years ago) | Author: olayinka abegunde
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- at 20-01-2013 01:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree...the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen" the devil started, "due do the fact that heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, Give me the most comprehensive report on socrates 19 Teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.

The Mathematician then asked,  "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The Mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was really complicated. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared.

Akpors then stepped forward and said,  "Bring me a chair!" The devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat", the devil did just that. Akpors then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked,  "which hole did my fart come out from? "The devil inspected the seat and said "the third hole from the right", "wrong" said Akpors,  "It's from my A*#S".

....Akpors Went To Heaven.

Posted: at 20-01-2013 01:21 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Rihannaaa at 20-01-2013 01:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb40
Posted: at 20-01-2013 01:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2013 04:37 PM (12 years ago)
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I no read am
Posted: at 20-01-2013 04:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 20-01-2013 04:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-01-2013 04:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2013 05:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-01-2013 05:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yinkaabeegs at 20-01-2013 08:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-01-2013 08:45 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jabanz at 20-01-2013 08:51 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-01-2013 08:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2013 10:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Angry
Posted: at 29-01-2013 10:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 30-01-2013 01:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 30-01-2013 01:29 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 30-01-2013 06:54 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 everywhere  Angry
Posted: at 30-01-2013 06:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 30-01-2013 07:04 PM (12 years ago)
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- DaCutest at 31-01-2013 08:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Cat walking by jeje
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- Monsol at 31-01-2013 01:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 31-01-2013 01:08 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 31-01-2013 01:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Roll Eyes
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- globala at 31-01-2013 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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- DaCutest at 31-01-2013 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 31-01-2013 05:57 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes no na shovel
Posted: at 31-01-2013 05:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-02-2013 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 30-01-2013 06:54 PM
pb4 everywhere  Angry

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- DaCutest at 3-02-2013 06:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 31-01-2013 05:57 PM
Roll Eyes no na shovel
aproko Roll Eyes
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- chummyli at 3-02-2013 12:10 PM (12 years ago)
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