What'ld I Do? My Girl Insulted Me &Threw Away My Food But I Caught Her Eating It

Date: 16-05-2013 6:45 am (11 years ago) | Author: franel
- at 16-05-2013 06:45 AM (11 years ago)
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«§» 16 May 2013

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This evening, I went to greet my girlfriend in her hostel. On my way to her hostel, I bought suya and kilishi, packaged into an attractive nylon for her.
When I got to her room, she nagged and shouted at me, calling me several names, took the suya from me, threw it into the dustbin asked me to get out…
When I got down, I realized I forgot my car key on her table.
I went back to pick my key in her room and suddenly I barged in, guess what I saw!!
She and her roommates, seated on the floor, busy eating and consuming the suya n kilishi…
Omg!! I was disappointed..
If u were me, what would you have done???


Posted: at 16-05-2013 06:45 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 16-05-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago)
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I can neva be u..., so na only advise I go give u...........go and buy anoda wrap of suya n kilishi den throw it in dustbin for her cuz she only like eating from dustbin....she prefer dustbin to ur hands

Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- diamondjewel at 16-05-2013 07:48 AM (11 years ago)
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If you don't have a story y don't  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ keep quiet, y must you come and tell us movie scenes. Ds  ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅§  a scene from Lagos babes a yoruba movie. So my friend stop  D̶̲̥̅̊  lies and get ursef busy
Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:48 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2013 09:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 16-05-2013 07:39 AM
I can neva be u..., so na only advise I go give u...........go and buy anoda wrap of suya n kilishi den throw it in dustbin for her cuz she only like eating from dustbin....she prefer dustbin to ur hands

 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 16-05-2013 09:47 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mallorca at 16-05-2013 01:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Op,you sure move around with hungry and dirty girls

Posted: at 16-05-2013 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Jeninflower at 16-05-2013 06:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: diamondjewel on 16-05-2013 07:48 AM
If you don't have a story y don't  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ keep quiet, y must you come and tell us movie scenes. Ds  ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅§  a scene from Lagos babes a yoruba movie. So my friend stop  D̶̲̥̅̊  lies and get ursef busy
hehehe, y u de provoke? D guy no wetin him go post na.but funny story
Posted: at 16-05-2013 06:16 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 16-05-2013 06:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-05-2013 09:47 AM
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

I no go miss dis 1 ooo....cuz dis ur lips dey very inviting
 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 16-05-2013 06:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 16-05-2013 08:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: diamondjewel on 16-05-2013 07:48 AM
If you don't have a story y don't  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ keep quiet, y must you come and tell us movie scenes. Ds  ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅§  a scene from Lagos babes a yoruba movie. So my friend stop  D̶̲̥̅̊  lies and get ursef busy
Yes madam,
but wait my daughter, I think your true life story should come out tomorrow on Naijapals headline news.
What type of Nollywood or Ghollywood caption will fit in?

Posted: at 16-05-2013 08:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- etibaba at 18-05-2013 09:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: diamondjewel on 16-05-2013 07:48 AM
If you don't have a story y don't  ‎ U̶̲̥̅̊ keep quiet, y must you come and tell us movie scenes. Ds  ‎ Ȋ̝̊̅§  a scene from Lagos babes a yoruba movie. So my friend stop  D̶̲̥̅̊  lies and get ursef busy
Tell the op ooh.

Posted: at 18-05-2013 09:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 20-05-2013 10:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 16-05-2013 07:39 AM
I can neva be u..., so na only advise I go give u...........go and buy anoda wrap of suya n kilishi den throw it in dustbin for her cuz she only like eating from dustbin....she prefer dustbin to ur hands
Guy u bad o!

Posted: at 20-05-2013 10:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 20-05-2013 10:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 20-05-2013 10:27 PM
Guy u bad o!

I agree......but u are badder

Posted: at 20-05-2013 10:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- johnaguinam at 22-02-2014 12:55 PM (11 years ago)
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tor carry ur car key de go naa..c question..mtchhewww
Posted: at 22-02-2014 12:55 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dareper at 1-09-2015 11:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Hunger things,
Posted: at 1-09-2015 11:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- hackynoni111 at 2-09-2015 11:49 AM (9 years ago)
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heheheheeheheehehehe, funny
Posted: at 2-09-2015 11:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sparky12 at 13-04-2016 09:28 AM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-04-2016 09:28 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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