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Date: 11-05-2008 8:58 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Tusse
- at 11-05-2008 08:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 model. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone?"

Posted: at 11-05-2008 08:58 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- myragonza at 13-05-2008 07:12 AM (16 years ago)
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nawa for the owner of that handphone....rotflmao
Posted: at 13-05-2008 07:12 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 11-04-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Lolololol....Chei! D owner must b loaded... Bt which kain rough play b dat?
Posted: at 11-04-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 12-04-2009 08:13 AM (15 years ago)
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The owner ma sef bad o.
Posted: at 12-04-2009 08:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- caseycute at 12-04-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago)
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lol...dat owner don enter am.
Posted: at 12-04-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 15-04-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago)
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na fool him be
Posted: at 15-04-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 15-04-2009 09:08 AM (15 years ago)
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kai,very very funny.So d woman no know her husband voice?
Posted: at 15-04-2009 09:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 15-04-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago)
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shey the woman no know her husband voice again abi na craze dey worry am?
Posted: at 15-04-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zino100 at 15-04-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 15-04-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- olubanky at 16-04-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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I beg I too like that kind iof joke, the owner of the phone is really wacked. ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
Posted: at 16-04-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- bigbaby at 16-04-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago)
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hahhahaahahahahahah
Posted: at 16-04-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Iffy at 16-04-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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NOT A BAD ONE AT ALL EXCEPT FOR THE OWNER OF THE PHONE  Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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infact if d owner catch d man nd him wife him go kill dem sharp sharp
Posted: at 16-04-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-04-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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posted by size1
Posted: at 16-04-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 11-05-2009 04:55 AM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 11-05-2009 04:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 11-05-2009 09:16 AM (15 years ago)
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size1?
Posted: at 11-05-2009 09:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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