LMAO! [Photos] Funny Church Posters and Catch Phrases In Nigeria

Date: 04-07-2013 1:56 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Charles colins
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Nigeria is a very religious country. There are so many churches in Nigeria it is hard to keep count. Due to the heavy competition some pastors extra hard in attracting people to their churches. Some even go overboard by printing crazy posters to attract members. Check these church posters which are totally hilarious and bizarre.


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Posted: at 4-07-2013 01:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- happy12 at 4-07-2013 02:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:06 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- hidowuy at 4-07-2013 02:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:08 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- paulohking at 4-07-2013 02:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- schmit at 4-07-2013 02:35 PM (11 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- maryclaret at 4-07-2013 02:37 PM (11 years ago)
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smh
Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dareper at 4-07-2013 02:46 PM (11 years ago)
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My own church name na.. JESUS THE POWER MIKE. The motto na.. GOD NO GET MUSCLE BUT IM GET POWER. Undecided
Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- habiziz at 4-07-2013 02:46 PM (11 years ago)
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poster, this must be old.. cuz i don't remember the last time chelsea won Epl.. Grin
Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:46 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- patoma at 4-07-2013 02:56 PM (11 years ago)
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This are what put our naija in a terible horror land that every body want to make it and give to pastors.
Posted: at 4-07-2013 02:56 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- patoma at 4-07-2013 02:58 PM (11 years ago)
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This are what put our naija in a terible horror land that every body want to make it and give to pastors.
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- angesco at 4-07-2013 03:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Africans are naturally spiritual people and like a good buisness man or lady these pastors feed off this quality and use catchy phrases to entice them.

The one I saw once and never forget is - SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT JESUS MAKES ONE WEAK!

I just love it - don't you?
Posted: at 4-07-2013 03:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- reddish at 4-07-2013 03:04 PM (11 years ago)
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really funny
Posted: at 4-07-2013 03:04 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- reddish at 4-07-2013 03:05 PM (11 years ago)
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really funny
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- eomo at 4-07-2013 03:20 PM (11 years ago)
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My people are destroyed due to lack of knowledge.
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- Merlin at 4-07-2013 03:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-07-2013 03:45 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ezchusa at 4-07-2013 03:50 PM (11 years ago)
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hilarious
Posted: at 4-07-2013 03:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ezchusa at 4-07-2013 03:51 PM (11 years ago)
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no be small thing
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