love_omotola at 23-05-2008 01:32 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
There is an apple tree in the middle of an ocean, there is a madman on the tree, there is a crocodile in the water and you need to eat one. what will you do? Any idea, if you have one, let see.
Posted: at 23-05-2008 01:32 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
myragonza at 27-05-2008 09:49 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Nautillus at 4-06-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Why go thru the stress of swiming to the middlew of the SEA, wrestling a CROC and and NUT case afterwards . . . .when i can always buy me some APPLEs on Akin Adesola or Adeola Odeku in traffic on my way home? ? ?
I mean. . . .i love adventures but . . . .4 why ? ? ?
Posted: at 4-06-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver.
They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man.
Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"
Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"
The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"
Posted: at 4-06-2008 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
meczytimber at 4-06-2008 09:45 PM (16 years ago) (m)
SIMPLE ANSWER. YOU KNOW MAD MEN LIKE TO THROW THINGS ON PEOPLE.SO JUST GET A STONE AND THROW AT THE MAD MAN.HE WILL PLUCK THE APPLE AND THROW BACK AT U.U JUST SIMPLY PICK UP UR APPLE AND IT'S YOURS. BUT IF IT GOES OTHERWISE THOUGH I LIKE ADVENTURES I WILL TAKE THE ADVENTURE OF GOING HUNGRY FOR YEARS ALSO,THE LAST BUT IF THE MAD MAN CATCH THE STONE ABEG DEY RUN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is meczy.u shd always expect the ....
Posted: at 4-06-2008 09:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver. They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man. Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!" Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?" The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"
lolol...becos of money?, the driver is crazy
Posted: at 21-06-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
myragonza at 23-06-2008 10:15 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Kwalemon on 4-06-2008 02:27 PM
Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver.
They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man.
Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"
Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"
The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"
Joe suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special taxi after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For $10,000, the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom in a rage, accompanied by the driver.
They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were:- the wife in bed with another man.
Joe, mad at this, put a gun to the naked man's head but as he made ready to pull the trigger, his wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado jeep I bought you. He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the theater tickets we use. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"
Shaking his head in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"
The taxi driver replied, "Cover him up with that blanket before he catches cold!"
This one is funny
Posted: at 11-09-2009 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 11-09-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: love_omotola on 23-05-2008 01:32 PM
There is an apple tree in the middle of an ocean, there is a madman on the tree, there is a crocodile in the water and you need to eat one. what will you do? Any idea, if you have one, let see.
will beg the croc to help get the apple for me.... s i m p l e...
Posted: at 11-09-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
There is an apple tree in the middle of an ocean, there is a madman on the tree, there is a crocodile in the water and you need to eat one. what will you do? Any idea, if you have one, let see.
jus walk over and plunk it
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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