after eating the apple???

Date: 19-06-2008 9:39 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Papi Caliente
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- at 19-06-2008 09:39 PM (16 years ago)
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One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"
    God replied, "Go on Adam, but be quick. I have a world to create."
    So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?"
    "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
    "Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
    "I did that Adam so that you could love her."
    "Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
    "Well Adam, No. I did that so that she could love you."

Posted: at 19-06-2008 09:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Ihuoma at 19-06-2008 11:11 PM (16 years ago)
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Adam then looks at Eve and said "This is pure perfection."
Eve then looks at Adam and replied "That's a hard one."
Posted: at 19-06-2008 11:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- darkocean002 at 20-06-2008 12:40 AM (16 years ago)
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how hard was it?
Posted: at 20-06-2008 12:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 20-06-2008 08:22 AM (16 years ago)
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its a lie ooo.....the moment Adam ate the apple,it got stuck in his throat.....how the hell did he have time time to munch the apples and talk to God.....lmfao
Posted: at 20-06-2008 08:22 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DESMOCOOL at 28-01-2010 08:31 PM (15 years ago)
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INFAMOUS HABIT RUN AWAY FROM THEM
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingmikefidel at 29-01-2010 01:27 AM (15 years ago)
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white lie
Posted: at 29-01-2010 01:27 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- serene_child at 29-01-2010 03:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Ihuoma on 19-06-2008 11:11 PM
Adam then looks at Eve and said "This is pure perfection."
Eve then looks at Adam and replied "That's a hard one."

are u saying adam had an erection?
Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 29-01-2010 06:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Adam..Adam where r u...?
Posted: at 29-01-2010 06:58 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- erikaakpan at 29-01-2010 09:46 AM (15 years ago)
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jus dont eat apples
Posted: at 29-01-2010 09:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 29-01-2010 09:57 AM (15 years ago)
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I no c apple 4 d topic
Posted: at 29-01-2010 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- simele at 29-01-2010 09:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 29-01-2010 06:58 AM
Adam..Adam where r u...?

now there have cause man to sin every born child has sin against him
Posted: at 29-01-2010 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blings_is_back at 29-01-2010 10:19 AM (15 years ago)
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passing and looking for apple
Posted: at 29-01-2010 10:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- humblej at 29-01-2010 03:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Just eating apple and mango that adam himself never eat
Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 29-01-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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I need full matured red apple to pierce with my Adam's stick.. if i dont get that, i wil go back to that Garden wey adam dey to look for that particular tree in the middle..

Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 29-01-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: serene_child on 29-01-2010 03:17 AM
Quote from: Ihuoma on 19-06-2008 11:11 PM
Adam then looks at Eve and said "This is pure perfection."
Eve then looks at Adam and replied "That's a hard one."

are u saying adam had an erection?


ehn, U ask as if adam was castrated...
Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 29-01-2010 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Ihuoma on 19-06-2008 11:11 PM
Adam then looks at Eve and said "This is pure perfection."
Eve then looks at Adam and replied "That's a hard one."

Cheii.. but Adam rocks full time  Grin Grin , that Dude sef, who teach am how to do free style sef then? na waoo  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 29-01-2010 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 29-01-2010 03:31 PM
I need full matured red apple to pierce with my Adam's stick.. if i dont get that, i wil go back to that Garden wey adam dey to look for that particular tree in the middle..




heheheh,go quickly ooh so dat someone else w'not get dere b4 u  Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 29-01-2010 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Read on.............
Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- serene_child at 30-01-2010 12:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: SAmyrocko on 29-01-2010 03:33 PM
Quote from: serene_child on 29-01-2010 03:17 AM
Quote from: Ihuoma on 19-06-2008 11:11 PM
Adam then looks at Eve and said "This is pure perfection."
Eve then looks at Adam and replied "That's a hard one."

are u saying adam had an erection?


ehn, U ask as if adam was castrated...

I'm not sure if he was but wait ooo....who taught adam how to go up and down sef?
Posted: at 30-01-2010 12:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandie at 30-01-2010 01:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Spoilt child
Posted: at 30-01-2010 01:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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