judge

Date: 21-08-2009 12:46 am (15 years ago) | Author: henry emeka
- at 21-08-2009 12:46 AM (15 years ago)
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The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?” “Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”

Posted: at 21-08-2009 12:46 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 21-08-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Good husband Grin
Posted: at 21-08-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 21-08-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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funny. thank u. But the hubby had a heart of gold.
Posted: at 21-08-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 21-08-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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im try
Posted: at 21-08-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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