Haha: This is Double Wahala for deadi bodi (Page 2)

Date: 28-02-2014 9:12 am (11 years ago) | Author: franel
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- ExpertTbright at 4-03-2014 10:11 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-03-2014 09:48 PM
the boi  na juju im  be abi u don  see were dem dey use juju upgrade juju
ode
Posted: at 4-03-2014 10:11 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 4-03-2014 12:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  4-03-2014 10:10 AM
see quel son Roll Eyes
See I knw ur problem
And Ur problem be say u no dey talk the right thing at the right time
I no blame zeigbo as he dey use ur life practice for in father's shrine
And i pray say if zeigbo stop that work wey he dey take ur life do, na the AID wey he jam from rakelly body go kill am Angry
hope u no ur way to ur house?
Posted: at 4-03-2014 12:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 11-04-2014 07:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-03-2014 07:30 AM
Franel but why?
Quote from: zeigbo on  1-03-2014 08:59 AM
abeg make una no vex shay na joke forum be did Roll Eyes
To everything, there's a limit. When a substance exceeded its elastic limit and stretched beyond its yield point,  it reaches the breaking point to return no further. Meaning, if your name is being stressed by adding so many uncalled-for syllables to it, there have just murdered and buried your name. Nevertheless, the "yeye" must still flow.
Posted: at 11-04-2014 07:55 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 11-04-2014 10:38 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 11-04-2014 10:38 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 11-04-2014 10:44 AM (11 years ago)
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ewe
Posted: at 11-04-2014 10:44 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 11-04-2014 04:10 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  1-03-2014 11:05 AM
franel
franel
franel
how many times i call u?
First of all, what did you chop?
Posted: at 11-04-2014 04:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 11-04-2014 05:13 PM (11 years ago)
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gaguni mij di'jn
Posted: at 11-04-2014 05:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 14-04-2014 04:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 11-04-2014 04:10 PM
First of all, what did you chop?
2 questions...
1st of all - who is asking
2ndly - y do ya wanna no?
Posted: at 14-04-2014 04:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 15-04-2014 10:32 AM (11 years ago)
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na yeye investigator dey conclude.
Posted: at 15-04-2014 10:32 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 15-04-2014 11:48 AM (11 years ago)
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e don tey when i ...
Posted: at 15-04-2014 11:48 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 15-04-2014 11:33 PM (11 years ago)
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na u know.
Posted: at 15-04-2014 11:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 16-04-2014 12:59 AM (11 years ago)
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not again
Posted: at 16-04-2014 12:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 16-04-2014 07:25 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  4-03-2014 12:11 PM
hope u no ur way to ur house?
since wen?
I go soon keep ur head under my armpit dey give u nock  Angry
Posted: at 16-04-2014 07:25 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 16-04-2014 11:08 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 16-04-2014 07:25 AM
since wen?
I go soon keep ur head under my armpit dey give u nock  Angry
person wey  fit beat i no dey comot cloth for ram Undecided
Posted: at 16-04-2014 11:08 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 16-04-2014 12:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 14-04-2014 04:22 PM
2 questions...
1st of all - who is asking
2ndly - y do ya wanna no?
There was a mad man that approached me on a very nice day.
I ask him, wat'up. He told me, "he's very hungry that, if i don't give him money for food he'll kill me and then kill himself.
Meanwhile I calculated my budget and all I have left is N10. And for a poor man to buy food in Lagos, you'll need at least N200. Well, I said to myself, he's just a lunatic. Let me just "dash" him the N10. This man bent down to pick up all sort of weapons; dagger, table knife, fork - right in my mind I said to myself "today, I am finished." To scared me the more, the mad man called my name thrice:
franel
franel
franel
how many times I call u?
I became a force man by force as i stammered and did attention. Sir.. na. only... 3x. u call me.
Mad man: Wait for me, "make I use it buy some vegetables from one grasshopper I see for inside bush and I will use it to make soup both of us will eat." I said to him, pls Sir I can't eat, I'm having running stomach - I want to sh!t. He then said, God bless you, you can go and sh!t but don't come back o. Na run that I run o..

So now you can see why I am asking you, what did you chop? So I can know the angle you are coming from
Posted: at 16-04-2014 12:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 16-04-2014 01:28 PM (11 years ago)
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nawa ooo
thank God na alabi get that essay
Posted: at 16-04-2014 01:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 16-04-2014 07:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 16-04-2014 11:08 AM
person wey  fit beat i no dey comot cloth for ram Undecided
  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-04-2014 07:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 17-04-2014 10:20 AM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked where?
Ano see am o
Posted: at 17-04-2014 10:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 17-04-2014 12:13 PM (11 years ago)
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EYE DEY PAIN YOU?
Posted: at 17-04-2014 12:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 18-04-2014 06:04 PM (11 years ago)
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@franel... abeg help me summarize dat ur narrative
Posted: at 18-04-2014 06:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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