Top stupid qns asked in obvious situations (Page 9)

Date: 17-09-2009 2:55 am (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- kay4christ at 9-10-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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that was a nice there? keep it up kool, and also share ur views.
Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 9-10-2009 10:58 AM (15 years ago)
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ok ooh
Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:58 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dee23 at 9-10-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago)
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crazy i must confess.
Posted: at 9-10-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 9-10-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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u?....................running
Posted: at 9-10-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettybee at 9-10-2009 11:46 AM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 9-10-2009 11:46 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes i try Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Do wetin?
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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I hope say unah no dey enter the place here Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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see u... i no blame when be say na wetin u dey do be that...
Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 02:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy me and ur babe dey half time. 45rounds Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 02:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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i don tell u say she be ex- now.....  infact u can play xtra time Grin Grin Grin




Posted: at 9-10-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 9-10-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago)
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that is good one
Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 9-10-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 17-09-2009 02:55 AM
1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in back over here...

2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your officeasks.. .

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
 


lol

ok let me ask mine

Are u wearing a yellow top Huh?

so u are a man?
Posted: at 9-10-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 10-10-2009 10:19 AM (15 years ago)
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thank u all who appriciated
Posted: at 10-10-2009 10:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-10-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
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huhuhu
Posted: at 10-10-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- j-star at 10-10-2009 06:27 PM (15 years ago)
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you are always saying hmmmmmm in almost all your comments
Posted: at 10-10-2009 06:27 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- j-star at 10-10-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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to preciousoluchi) girl you are so funny.i laughed so much that my chest started hurting me.SmileySmileySmileyWink@};-
Posted: at 10-10-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 10-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: j-star on 10-10-2009 06:27 PM
you are always saying hmmmmmm in almost all your comments
cant u differentiate btw huhuhu and hmmmmmmmmm   there is a clear difference  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-10-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago)
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he get eye problem nii
Posted: at 11-10-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cannyangel at 11-10-2009 01:14 PM (15 years ago)
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dat was very gud
Posted: at 11-10-2009 01:14 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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