Firemen Sex A fireman came from work one day and told his wife......,"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.......Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets........Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.............Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks."
"From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the same way.........." "When I say Bell 1.., I want you to strip naked.........When I say Bell 2.., I want you to jump into bed..,When I say Bell 3.., we're going to make love all night."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled,, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes...... "Bell 2,, and his wife jumped into bed.... "Bell 3,, and they began to make love....... After two minutes his wife yelled,, "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?".., the husband asked
She replied....Roll out more hose,, you're nowhere near the fire!
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:09 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
e resemble ansa 4 ur yeye eyes? I go ask u only 1 more time...r u on heat? (let me see how 2 help u...u no dia r several options)
I suspect d guy is overHeating is a good tin u tink of helping him sumow boh don't volunteer urself O! Cos m sure u r toooo fragile for his kind of heat
Posted: at 3-09-2014 06:51 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
is a good tin u tink of helping him sumow 
boh don't volunteer urself O! Cos m sure u r toooo fragile for his kind of heat 
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