Joke For September Sake

Date: 01-09-2014 6:09 am (9 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 1-09-2014 06:09 AM (9 years ago)
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Firemen Sex
A fireman came from work one day and told his wife......,"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.......Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets........Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.............Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks."

"From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the same way.........." "When I say Bell 1.., I want you to strip naked.........When I say Bell 2.., I want you to jump into bed..,When I say Bell 3.., we're going to make love all night."

The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled,, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes...... "Bell 2,, and his wife jumped into bed.... "Bell 3,, and they began to make love....... After two minutes his wife yelled,, "Bell 4!"

"What the hell is Bell 4?".., the husband asked

She replied....Roll out more hose,, you're nowhere near the fire!


Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:09 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- alabi22 at 1-09-2014 03:11 PM (9 years ago)
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jossy, r u on heat?
Posted: at 1-09-2014 03:11 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 1-09-2014 03:11 PM (9 years ago)
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jossy, r u on heat?
Posted: at 1-09-2014 03:11 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 1-09-2014 04:15 PM (9 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy the man need manpower

Posted: at 1-09-2014 04:15 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 1-09-2014 06:11 PM (9 years ago)
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e sopos no where to go naa
Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:11 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 1-09-2014 06:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  1-09-2014 03:11 PM
jossy, r u on heat?


na kweshion be dat?

Posted: at 1-09-2014 06:50 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-09-2014 11:40 PM (9 years ago)
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ask ram

Posted: at 1-09-2014 11:40 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-09-2014 04:08 AM (9 years ago)
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I don ask ram

Posted: at 2-09-2014 04:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 2-09-2014 09:30 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-09-2014 09:30 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 2-09-2014 06:47 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  1-09-2014 06:50 PM

na kweshion be dat?
e resemble ansa 4 ur yeye eyes? I go ask u only 1 more time...r u on heat? (let me see how 2 help u...u no dia r several options)
Posted: at 2-09-2014 06:47 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 3-09-2014 12:48 AM (9 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-09-2014 12:48 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-09-2014 03:08 AM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Shocked

Posted: at 3-09-2014 03:08 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Holyboss at 3-09-2014 06:51 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  2-09-2014 06:47 PM
e resemble ansa 4 ur yeye eyes? I go ask u only 1 more time...r u on heat? (let me see how 2 help u...u no dia r several options)
I suspect d guy is overHeating Undecided is a good tin u tink of helping him sumow Wink boh don't  volunteer urself O! Cos m sure u r toooo fragile for his kind of heat Tongue
Posted: at 3-09-2014 06:51 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 3-09-2014 07:57 AM (9 years ago)
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mechi onu gi
Posted: at 3-09-2014 07:57 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-09-2014 03:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 3-09-2014 03:21 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 3-09-2014 05:50 PM (9 years ago)
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i slap him
Posted: at 3-09-2014 05:50 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 3-09-2014 07:04 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-09-2014 07:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-09-2014 08:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Onu gi meshi

Posted: at 3-09-2014 08:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 4-09-2014 07:34 AM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-09-2014 07:34 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Holyboss at 4-09-2014 07:36 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-09-2014 07:57 AM
mechi onu gi
what is d rubbish ya saying na Roll Eyes

Anyway, same to U Tongue mechi onu gi x 100
Posted: at 4-09-2014 07:36 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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