GIRL AND HER PASTOR

Date: 11-10-2009 5:20 pm (14 years ago) | Author: MrDon
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- at 11-10-2009 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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A girl went to her pastor crying, and he asks her what the matter was and she replied, saying it was her boyfriend.... the pastor hugged her and said was that what your boyfriend did to you? the girl said no. he kissed her and asks if that was what the boyfriend did to her and her answer was no. he squeezed her bob and said i know that was what he did,  and she said no. he then remove her clothes and have s*x with her after which he asks if that was what the boyfriend did to her and her answer was still no. the pastor, angry said what the hell did he did to you then? the girl said" he gave me HIV" :'( :'( :'(

Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 05:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Photocopy and photostat.
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Photocopy and photostat.
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 11-10-2009 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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well never blame me, there was no copyright
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 11-10-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks pal
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 11-10-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 11-10-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bashade09 at 11-10-2009 06:36 PM (14 years ago)
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gbas gbos 4 sure
Posted: at 11-10-2009 06:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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fotocopies
Posted: at 11-10-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bashade09 at 11-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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FOTOCOPIER
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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kolo
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 11-10-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:33 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 11-10-2009 08:39 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 11-10-2009 08:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- josh2424 at 12-10-2009 12:22 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joke i really do enjoy dis..
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:22 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 12-10-2009 12:29 AM (14 years ago)
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better person njoy it, don't mind all dese ingrates on np.
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 12-10-2009 12:47 AM (14 years ago)
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AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-10-2009 12:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josh2424 on 12-10-2009 12:22 AM
nice joke i really do enjoy dis..

guy wear shirt...
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 12-10-2009 12:53 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 12-10-2009 07:37 AM (14 years ago)
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emma4ch, i like your pic, u will look nice after some few polishing. bravo
Posted: at 12-10-2009 07:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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