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Date: 07-11-2009 5:11 am (15 years ago) | Author: henry emeka
- at 7-11-2009 05:11 AM (15 years ago)
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A college student went into his dorm room to find his roomie standing on a chair with a rope around his waist and the end of the rope around the ceiling beam.

- Hey dude, what do you think you’re doing? he asks.

- I’m committing suicide, replied the room mate.

- Well you’re going about it all wrong, he said. You’re supposed to put the rope around your neck, not your waist and the guy responded ''you wan kill me? I tied it on my neck earlier and i nearly died...''. Roll Eyes :'( Kiss Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2009 05:11 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 11:30 AM (15 years ago)
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I ve heard this joke b4. It isnt complete..

Posted: at 7-11-2009 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 11:46 AM (15 years ago)
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complete it 4 us

Posted: at 7-11-2009 11:46 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Ok make i edit the joke complete am

Posted: at 7-11-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 7-11-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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ok. roja that
Posted: at 7-11-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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I change my mind

Posted: at 7-11-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-11-2009 11:59 AM
I change my mind
edit na make we enjoy am

Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago)
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I don complete am!!!

Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz.............thanx

Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Ur welcome

Posted: at 7-11-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 8-11-2009 01:13 AM (15 years ago)
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xxx
Posted: at 8-11-2009 01:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 11-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Affirmative
Posted: at 11-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 11-11-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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that was the general idea
Posted: at 11-11-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jayms at 11-11-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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U dis generals dey like misbehave sometimes
Posted: at 11-11-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 11-11-2009 07:09 PM (15 years ago)
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gene complet this joke  nah
Posted: at 11-11-2009 07:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 11-11-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-11-2009 11:30 AM
I ve heard this joke b4. It isnt complete..
Embarrassed Embarrassed
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU A REAL BORE
Posted: at 11-11-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lgbobili at 13-11-2009 07:06 AM (15 years ago)
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There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.
The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them.
He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"
The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
Posted: at 13-11-2009 07:06 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- firstladie at 13-11-2009 07:25 AM (15 years ago)
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The joke aint complete? Can someone pls complete it? its soo funny..i never heard it b4
Posted: at 13-11-2009 07:25 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 13-11-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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funie

Posted: at 13-11-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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