Fishing

Date: 13-11-2009 7:15 am (15 years ago) | Author: henry emeka
- at 13-11-2009 07:15 AM (15 years ago)
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A Fishing Lure
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one.

Posted: at 13-11-2009 07:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 13-11-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago)
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he no funie

Posted: at 13-11-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-11-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Hahaha them don decieve the game warden be that Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-11-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-11-2009 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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U try Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-11-2009 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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