I dey find My wife

Date: 07-03-2016 4:15 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 7-03-2016 04:15 PM (9 years ago)
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Akpos enters a church n finds the priest.
Priest: How may I help you son?
Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here
but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I
would like to confess. Then go to the confession area
Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned
Priest: What are your sins my son?
Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her
home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept
 with the sister.
Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess
Akpos: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt’s
 place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin
Priest: You know that is wrong my son
Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her
working place. She was not there, I found her colleague
alone…
Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague
Akpos: Yes father
Then there was total silence after that.
Akpos: Father?
Akpos: Fatherrr?
Still no reply
Akpos: Father are you dia??
Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no
longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding.
Akpos: Why are you hiding father?
Priest (shaking with fear): I’ve just realised I’m the only one
here and you came looking for your wife.

Posted: at 7-03-2016 04:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 07:33 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahah....them just dey decive them selves
Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:33 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 10:45 AM (9 years ago)
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THE FEAR OF AKPOS IS THE BEGINING OF PRIEST. THE MAN NO TAKE HIS WIFE PLAY WITH AKPOS.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:45 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 11:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Over pb50 dey worry dis post
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:43 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 08:42 PM (9 years ago)
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Hehehe..run ooo,,b4 he hurt uuu
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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