Is it true that Men are hard to please?

Date: 04-03-2010 12:44 pm (14 years ago) | Author: VERA ANTHONY
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- at 4-03-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you¿re cheating¿.
then he sends a sms saying ¿don¿t tell me the battery story coz I know that lie¿

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS NICELY , he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON¿T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS,a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you¿re a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT..

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him , He takes you FOR GRANTED . (Very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON¿T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE;
If u DON¿T, he says u don't TRUSThim.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD ;
If he SCOLDS at u, it¿s because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.

If u SMOKE,u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN...

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it¿s definitely BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

Please comment on this!

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- waco at 4-03-2010 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Vara vara, e be like say u sabi write poem very well
do you really have to please any fellow?

I like my girls being themselves. All i need is just
give me what i need when i need it.

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 4-03-2010 12:53 PM (14 years ago)
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after trying wit ur bad english....now it's copy nd paste
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- famous5 at 4-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago)
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story story story
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Miss_precious at 4-03-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: waco on  4-03-2010 12:50 PM
Vara vara, e be like say u sabi write poem very well
do you really have to please any fellow?

I like my girls being themselves. All i need is just
give me what i need when i need it.

loool

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- waco at 4-03-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on  4-03-2010 12:53 PM
after trying wit ur bad english....now it's copy nd paste

Oh  too obseved that eh?
guy the babe no dey try at alllllllll.


Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- famous5 at 4-03-2010 01:13 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster study the site well b4 start posting
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- famous5 at 4-03-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago)
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or do more research b4 posting
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Starlette at 4-03-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster very very true. Dey re not just pleased. 

Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- waco at 4-03-2010 01:24 PM (14 years ago)
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NEWS!

Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- VERAANTHONY at 4-03-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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they said the truth is very bitter to hear

plz stop crying cos am telling u guys all ur wicked acts on girls u guys do call it intelligent but is a stupid act of u all.

Waco and famous5 i know guys like have it 100% in dis i have just mentions
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- temi07 at 4-03-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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I can't..i cannot, i simply can't.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 4-03-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: VERAANTHONY on  4-03-2010 12:44 PM
If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you¿re cheating¿.
then he sends a sms saying ¿don¿t tell me the battery story coz I know that lie¿

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS NICELY , he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON¿T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS,a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you¿re a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT..

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him , He takes you FOR GRANTED . (Very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON¿T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE;
If u DON¿T, he says u don't TRUSThim.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD ;
If he SCOLDS at u, it¿s because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.

If u SMOKE,u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN...

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it¿s definitely BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

Please comment on this!



very true

Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- vantheo at 4-03-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: VERAANTHONY on  4-03-2010 01:51 PM
they said the truth is very bitter to hear

plz stop crying cos am telling u guys all ur wicked acts on girls u guys do call it intelligent but is a stupid act of u all.

Waco and famous5 i know guys like have it 100% in dis i have just mentions
ur a big bitch. Stop posting nonsense here!

Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 4-03-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hahhahaha..see as them wan cut her head commot..

Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ebony_cutie at 4-03-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: realbebe on  4-03-2010 02:02 PM
poster ur survey was made by who?

human re insatiable not only men but women too
so reason it well

I agree wit you
Humans  generally are very hard to please and the male figure happens to be the toughest, only those who know how to tame a wild lion and please most men.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 4-03-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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i n o fit talk & i no go fit close my mouth

Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 4-03-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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men can never accept the truth

Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- akjasper at 4-03-2010 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Says who @ poster?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 4-03-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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jotting

Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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