HILARIOUS!! Woman With Two Husbands Explains How She Enjoys Sex With Them

Date: 03-12-2016 10:45 am (7 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
[1] 2
- at 3-12-2016 10:45 AM (7 years ago)
(m)

A Polyandrous Zimbabwean woman, Jack Chako, has given details on how her relationship with her two husbands has progressed, and how she enjoys segxwal intimacy with them.

ZimPapers reports that the 30-year-old woman claims that her life is a bed of roses.

On how she gets maximum segxwal satisfaction ‘as claimed’ from her husbands – Michael Hwita and Lifford Chimoto, Chako said, “We are a happy family, I live with my two husbands and we love one another.

“My two husbands are best friends and they are always together.

“Chimoto is the elder husband, while Hwita is the junior.

“I married the second Hwita because Chimoto is elderly and increasingly becoming weak in bed.

“They both have different roles and I love them both.

“They have different strengths. Chimoto fetches a lot of firewood and cleans up the house well but he is weak in bed and weak when it comes to fending for the family.

“The reason why I married a second husband is that Chimoto was starving me segxwally.

“Hwita is also technically minded. He repairs a lot of broken goods, including cell phones and cobbles shoes too, making him bring some cash home. His biggest strength is he is excellent and strong in bed.

“To be honest, in terms of conjugal rights I favour Hwita. He gets me there.

“I only do it with Chimoto as a token. At times, I feel pity for Chimoto and give him token conjugal rights and he appreciates that.

“The rule is no one gets out of the room, because he is not on duty. Whoever is not on duty, just watches us at it.

“I am in charge and my two husbands are now used to sleeping side by side in one bed; because they don’t mind and they both appreciate each other for the different roles each play to the family,” the mother of five, three children from a previous marriage and two from this polyandrous affair stated.

Speaking further, she said, “I use some concoction to pacify my husbands. It is not a secret that I used a concoction to cow them down. I also sell this concoction to other women to cow down their errand husbands and make them compliant.

“None of my two husbands wishes to leave me. Initially I only had Chimoto but I ran away from him and went to my parents’ home because he was not satisfying me segxwally and I was tired of stealing sex from neighbouring boys and men. But he followed and pleaded until my parents ordered me to take him back.

“I then gave him a condition that I should get another man to help him in bed and he agreed. This is how I got the second one. Since then, we live happily and enjoy our life, although we know that the generality of people around us do not like it,” Chako explained.

The husbands, Hwita and Chimoto, on their parts, said they don’t have problems taking Chako says their joint wife.

Chimoto said, “I know my failings and I appreciate the decision which was taken, we have various duties and life goes on.”

Hwita said, “I see no problem. She loves both of us and we understand our situation.

“I respect Chimoto as the elder husband because I found him here.”


Posted: at 3-12-2016 10:45 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- gogoman at 3-12-2016 11:21 AM (7 years ago)
Online (m)
NA U ENJOY PASS MADAM
Posted: at 3-12-2016 11:21 AM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
Reply
- kayveetee at 3-12-2016 11:25 AM (7 years ago)
(m)
I just dey weep 4 this one.
Posted: at 3-12-2016 11:25 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- concentrate at 3-12-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago)
(m)
sick people
Posted: at 3-12-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Spatacuss at 3-12-2016 12:05 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
ONLY IN ZIMBABWE,,, They are very good in using CHARM to hold men down even many 9ja guys don fall under their traps...
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:05 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- emytex74 at 3-12-2016 12:13 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
When I see this headline I don't need anybody to tell where this kind of things are happening mad pple
Zimbabwe and Kenya don't talk any other thing apart from sex
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:13 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Dramaking at 3-12-2016 12:31 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
Smh
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:31 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Dramaking at 3-12-2016 12:37 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
Smh
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:37 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- diutopep at 3-12-2016 12:38 PM (7 years ago)
(f)
Mmmm
The world is really turning more up-side-down in these West African Countries...
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:38 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- diutopep at 3-12-2016 12:42 PM (7 years ago)
(f)
@least..,One Man With Multiple Partners is somehow manageable!
But this one woman with two men is something O
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:42 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- diutopep at 3-12-2016 12:45 PM (7 years ago)
(f)
You called this one enjoyment abi??
OK NOW...
After the race...we shall count the miles!!!!
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:45 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- emmydon44 at 3-12-2016 12:51 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
Sinful and condemnation
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:51 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- benosky4 at 3-12-2016 12:54 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
Our woman have practically gone MAD. GOD COME TO OUR RESCURE PLS

Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:54 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- barackderay at 3-12-2016 01:14 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
pala pala ilu apala
Posted: at 3-12-2016 01:14 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- waffibabe at 3-12-2016 01:35 PM (7 years ago)
(f)
2 husbands. That is why she looks older than her age
Posted: at 3-12-2016 01:35 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- zeigbo at 3-12-2016 02:15 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
Inukwa

Posted: at 3-12-2016 02:15 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- quest3 at 3-12-2016 02:31 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
I just dey look you first...

Posted: at 3-12-2016 02:31 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- diutopep at 3-12-2016 02:35 PM (7 years ago)
(f)
I MEAN EAST AFRICANS!
Posted: at 3-12-2016 02:35 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- K01abinibi at 3-12-2016 03:49 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
The Power of multivitamins
Posted: at 3-12-2016 03:49 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- comradem at 3-12-2016 03:58 PM (7 years ago)
(m)
She is not to blamed . She is just saying like donald trump . Sex sex sex is the main thing now . Nobdy can really describe what segxwal satisfaction is anymore . I had women are curcumcised so there urge for sex will nt b much . So exactly who is to blame cos d man is not responsible for the circumcision . If sex is d main as it seems now y circumcise a female child ?  Sex all d way joor and dont mind pretenders .
Posted: at 3-12-2016 03:58 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
[1] 2

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. FRESH: Nollywood Lovers, IK Ogbonna & Ini Edo Reportedly Engaged

  2. Woman Narrates How She Takes Revenge On Her Cheating Husband

  3. Naira Abuse: Court Fixes Date For Report Of Settlement In Case Against Cubana Chief Priest

  4. BREAKING; 'Drone That Attacked Kaduna Village Mistaken For Terrorist' -Nigerian Army Claims

  5. PHOTOS: Pandemonium As Hoodlums Clash In Lagos, Set Market On Fire

  6. Yoruba Actors, Ogogo & Yinka Quadri’s Squash Long Standing Beef As They Are Spotted At An Event

  7. "It’s Naira Govt Said We Shouldn’t Spray, Not Perfume" - Comedian Sabinus Warns Fans

  8. VIDEO: Reactions As Lady Shows Off Mouthwatering Noodles Her Boyfriend Made

  9. How A 22Yr Old Woman Dies After Waking Up With Headache

  10. '5 Stab Wounds Found On His Body' - Family Of Veritas University Student Found Dead Reveals

  11. Presidency Faults Organised Labour Over ₦615,000 Minimum Wage Demand

  12. Peter Obi Reacts To The Deaths Of 35 Nigerians In Horrific Kogi, Enugu Road Clashes

  13. PHOTOS: Police Arrests Two Women For Child Trafficking In Abuja


THIS WEEK
  1. Stop Lagos-Calabar Highway Project - Obi Tells Tinubu As Demolition of Landmark Centre Begins

  2. "Stop Inciting Igbos Against Tinubu Govt" – Umahi Slams Peter Obi

  3. MAY 1st; Peter Obi Celebrates Nigerian Workers, Sends Message

  4. Investigation Launched Into Mysterious Death Of VGC Chairman, Gihan Mbelu In Lagos

  5. No More Big 3 In Afrobeat, I'm On Same Level With Wizkid, Davido And Burnaboy - Rema Reveals

  6. I Will Reconcile Atiku And Wike If I Emerge PDP National Chairman – Suswam

  7. Drama As Actress, Toyin Abraham Ajeyemi Clashes With Area Boys On Movie Set (Video)

  8. Watch As Lions Have S3x On Top Of Safari Truck Full Of People

  9. “Wizkid Undergoing Mental Illness, No Longer Together With Jada – Isaac Fayose Reveals

  10. "Polygamy Is Allowed In Celestial Church, Our Prophets Can Marry Many Wives" — Oshoffa's Son


TOP MEMBERS: