Better relationship

Date: 11-04-2010 2:42 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.

"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."


Posted: at 11-04-2010 02:42 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- federico at 11-04-2010 07:13 AM (15 years ago)
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- stranz at 11-04-2010 11:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-04-2010 11:04 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 11-04-2010 11:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-04-2010 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- damosco4real at 11-04-2010 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-04-2010 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 11-04-2010 05:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-04-2010 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- swagsb at 20-04-2010 07:59 PM (15 years ago)
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correct
Posted: at 20-04-2010 07:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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