Light Goes Off

Date: 16-04-2010 10:47 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

'OH MY GOD!' Ginger exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'





Posted: at 16-04-2010 10:47 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- kelvinkams at 16-04-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one dear
Posted: at 16-04-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- vantheo at 16-04-2010 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol. Nice one

Posted: at 16-04-2010 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- marijaya at 16-04-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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U too gbaski
Posted: at 16-04-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 16-04-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 16-04-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 16-04-2010 06:47 PM (15 years ago)
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sheeno you makes me laugh ,its funny thumb up man.
Posted: at 16-04-2010 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 16-04-2010 09:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one bro!
Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 16-04-2010 09:52 PM (15 years ago)
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gud one there
Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ifeosy at 16-04-2010 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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thats a funny one
Posted: at 16-04-2010 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 16-04-2010 11:52 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 16-04-2010 11:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 17-04-2010 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 17-04-2010 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 17-04-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 17-04-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 17-04-2010 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 17-04-2010 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 18-04-2010 12:03 AM (15 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 18-04-2010 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- swagsb at 20-04-2010 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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lol. i pity d wife cos she has many cleaning to do
Posted: at 20-04-2010 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvinkams at 27-12-2010 11:11 AM (14 years ago)
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interesting................
Posted: at 27-12-2010 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 29-12-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 29-12-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- enoeno at 29-12-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 29-12-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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