Funny courtroom lawyer/witness interactions...

Date: 02-05-2010 1:07 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 2-05-2010 01:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Funny courtroom lawyer/witness interactions...

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at
all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that
you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did
you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon,
didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.


And finally, the questions withdrawn...

Q: And the youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
war?

Q: Now the defendant, did he kill you?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the
collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?


Posted: at 2-05-2010 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 2-05-2010 01:08 PM (15 years ago)
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How would you respond to questioning?

Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be
ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. But
beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils,
and they will scourge you in their synagogues; and ye shall
be brought before governors and kings for my sake, for a
testimony against them and the Gentiles.

But when they deliver you up, take no thought how or what ye
shall speak: for it shall be given you in that same hour
what ye shall speak.

For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father
which speaketh in you.

And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and
the father the child: and the children shall rise up against
their parents, and cause them to be put to death. And ye
shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

But he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Posted: at 2-05-2010 01:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-05-2010 03:50 PM (15 years ago)
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too long can't read...am sorry bro!
Posted: at 2-05-2010 03:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 2-05-2010 05:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Wahala day, poster ur comment long pass d post
Posted: at 2-05-2010 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 3-05-2010 12:27 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmf
Posted: at 3-05-2010 12:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 3-05-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmn

Posted: at 3-05-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- showzam at 6-05-2010 01:12 PM (15 years ago)
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short n funny are the key words here! 
Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 6-05-2010 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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huh?...
Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 6-05-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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too long my bros
Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 01:32 PM (15 years ago)
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U see...sheenor! next post something readable
Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 6-05-2010 02:05 PM (15 years ago)
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true talk
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Sheenor Sheenor Sheenor! How many times I call you!
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 6-05-2010 02:46 PM (15 years ago)
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I nor fit read
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 02:49 PM (15 years ago)
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You nor suppose read...because na Sheenor lengthy talk be that?
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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