Snake Eye

Date: 02-05-2010 5:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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- at 2-05-2010 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see very well these days.”
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.
Doc says, “What’s the problem? Didn’t the glasses help you?”
“The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”

Posted: at 2-05-2010 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- blesyn003 at 2-05-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Huum
Posted: at 2-05-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 3-05-2010 12:10 PM (15 years ago)
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i cant get it
Posted: at 3-05-2010 12:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-05-2010 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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asaph,u need a pair of recommended glasses now so u can see dat u have been living with a pot belly
Posted: at 3-05-2010 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 3-05-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-05-2010 02:34 PM
asaph,u need a pair of recommended glasses now so u can see dat u have been living with a pot belly
hahahahahahahaha.... Grin
Posted: at 3-05-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 3-05-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Xter...you dey find sojaman trouble O
Posted: at 3-05-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 3-05-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago)
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didnt get it
Posted: at 3-05-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-05-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  3-05-2010 04:06 PM
Xter...you dey find sojaman trouble O
Grin Grin Grin
make you help me tell am o... Grin
Posted: at 3-05-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Systems at 3-05-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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.........................
Posted: at 3-05-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 3-05-2010 05:07 PM (15 years ago)
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what@@!!!?
Posted: at 3-05-2010 05:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- stranz at 3-05-2010 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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confused
Posted: at 3-05-2010 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 3-05-2010 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 3-05-2010 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 3-05-2010 06:55 PM (15 years ago)
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you confuse too
Posted: at 3-05-2010 06:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 3-05-2010 07:29 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 3-05-2010 07:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 3-05-2010 07:56 PM (15 years ago)
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I should have known at first?
Posted: at 3-05-2010 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 3-05-2010 10:12 PM (15 years ago)
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///
Posted: at 3-05-2010 10:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-05-2010 10:31 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin be this?
Posted: at 3-05-2010 10:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-05-2010 06:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  3-05-2010 07:56 PM
I should have known at first?

that u have been living with a blind girl for the past 2 years...wao Huh?
Posted: at 4-05-2010 06:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aristocrat at 4-05-2010 09:00 AM (15 years ago)
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Dat means u are recommending glasses to snakes uhn.
Posted: at 4-05-2010 09:00 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Agatex at 4-05-2010 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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which kind snake charmer post this tin here
Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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