bali4real at 3-07-2010 08:12 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: diplomatik on 29-06-2010 04:17 PM
Quote from: dupsy2smile on 29-06-2010 04:08 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on 29-06-2010 04:04 PM
see the first mistake is following a man with out a dime in ur bra the next mistake is following a mistake of a man to anywhere.. and thirdly u forgot to read dummies manual for dating idiots
wat will u do?
to tell u the truth i've never met dat type..if i did i gave dem early sac even b4 the work started i definitely don't find myself in the company of such guys... if i however did find myself in the situation...there's nothing to be done...cos i will be held responsible for the bill since he left..so me and the manager might have to come to some arrangement abt the payment...what can1 do
sometimes girls actually r the cos of all this nonsense wey some idiotic men bring demselves to do..bcos some girls r too demanding..its always about material things... what they could get...instead of really checking the dude out..
goodlines.can c u actually diplomatic
Posted: at 3-07-2010 08:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
bali4real at 3-07-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: wunzie on 30-06-2010 09:08 PM
For a start, it's very unlikely that i would go out without some money on me, whether on a date or otherwise. However, if i do find myself in this kind of situation, i would simply offer myself for any available chores in the kitchen to cover the unexpected cost. It's not going to an easy thing, but i would have to accept that it was my bad judgement that led me to the situation.
hmm!a smart girl.
Posted: at 3-07-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
me i ve done it twice. i remember this particular incident on one Friday like with some lady colleagues of mine.... by the time they realize what hit them their phones were gone... and by the time they got to the office i ve closed 4 the day....lol.
no need to tell u guys about the insulting hssssssssssssssss i got from one of them the following week (Monday)
bt hw wil u face dem in d office again? trust babes, dey will spread d news like wild fire, and i bet u wont be able 2 'chaike' any babe in ur office again. MONSTER!
u can't even imagine how furious they were.... everyone around knew i did it just 4 the fun of it... so we all just laughed it over.... but seriously that saves me all those "hey ceejay pls can i come to launch with u?" 4 a while. and even when i tried inviting anyone of the female colleagues they 'll just say "oh not again".....lol.. tho i must admit it use to be embarrassing sometimes but what can i say? it's one of those crazy things.....lol
Posted: at 4-07-2010 05:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
me i ve done it twice. i remember this particular incident on one Friday like with some lady colleagues of mine.... by the time they realize what hit them their phones were gone... and by the time they got to the office i ve closed 4 the day....lol.
no need to tell u guys about the insulting hssssssssssssssss i got from one of them the following week (Monday)
hey why the face na? it's not like u were one of them, so c'mon smile up babe.....
Posted: at 4-07-2010 05:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
diplomatik at 4-07-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: ceejay58 on 4-07-2010 05:16 AM
Quote from: diplomatik on 1-07-2010 04:55 PM
Quote from: ceejay58 on 1-07-2010 01:21 AM
me i ve done it twice. i remember this particular incident on one Friday like with some lady colleagues of mine.... by the time they realize what hit them their phones were gone... and by the time they got to the office i ve closed 4 the day....lol.
no need to tell u guys about the insulting hssssssssssssssss i got from one of them the following week (Monday)
hey why the face na? it's not like u were one of them, so c'mon smile up babe.....
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 4-07-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
If your so called boyfriend left you there,you cannot sleep there you better find ur way out,and also pick lessons from it. Atleast you will start sharing paying with your next boy
Posted: at 4-07-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
dupsy2smile at 5-07-2010 03:47 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: tony1976 on 4-07-2010 06:05 PM
If your so called boyfriend left you there,you cannot sleep there you better find ur way out,and also pick lessons from it. Atleast you will start sharing paying with your next boy
Its sad
Posted: at 5-07-2010 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Even in its hypothetical form, this can never ever happen to me, this particular girl probably ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and the guy knowing she aint worth he going broke for, dumped her there. Solution, unbutton three buttons on ur top, that should get u some attention, or just call someone u know to come and pay.
Posted: at 6-07-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
SAmyrocko at 6-07-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: diplomatik on 29-06-2010 04:04 PM
see the first mistake is following a man with out a dime in ur bra the next mistake is following a mistake of a man to anywhere.. and thirdly u forgot to read dummies manual for dating idiots
ROTFLMFAO! This is hilarious. Seriously she should have taken some cash with her. . For the dude, I guess he outsmarted you. .Hahahaha. . . So, poster how did you settle the bills. .? Share it with me I'm dead curious to know!
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th
Posted: at 6-07-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
sophiebaby at 7-07-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago) (f)
i can never go out without cash in ma pocket on a date.. becos some guys are really funny.. u go oda for plenty tins wey reach like 7k, chop tire. how d guy no go escape...
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 7-07-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
dupsy2smile at 9-07-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: temi07 on 6-07-2010 12:54 PM
Even in its hypothetical form, this can never ever happen to me, this particular girl probably ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and the guy knowing she aint worth he going broke for, dumped her there. Solution, unbutton three buttons on ur top, that should get u some attention, or just call someone u know to come and pay.
lol
Posted: at 9-07-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
dupsy2smile at 9-07-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: SAmyrocko on 6-07-2010 01:22 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on 29-06-2010 04:04 PM
see the first mistake is following a man with out a dime in ur bra the next mistake is following a mistake of a man to anywhere.. and thirdly u forgot to read dummies manual for dating idiots
ROTFLMFAO! This is hilarious. Seriously she should have taken some cash with her. . For the dude, I guess he outsmarted you. .Hahahaha. . . So, poster how did you settle the bills. .? Share it with me I'm dead curious to know!
actually, he came 2 ma office 2 collect his document dat was wit me. I went outside d office, leavin ma purse rite there in d office, and went 2 giv him d document, and dat was wen he insisted we go out 4 lunch. The truth is i ordered d most expensiv on d menu, nt out of long throat, i was really missin dat particular meal, and ordered it wit his consent (dont get me wrong, pls). He excused himself minutes afta i started eatin, and wen he didnt show up like 20 mins later, i knew i was done for. I actually started perspirating. As a pretty and attractiv babe, it didnt take long b4 sum1 walkd up 2 me n askd 4 ma num. I gladly gave it 2 him, even though i was very mch aware he came wit 2 oda babes, and he also knew i came wit sum1. On a gud day, i wudnt hv givn him, cos i'm nt d loose type, bt i jst had 2, so dat if tins went beyond me, i'd call him 2 com bail me out. But as luck wud have it, d guy i went out wit showed up. He said he jst went 2 ease himsef, bt i strongly beliv he went 2 use his ATM, u know...............................and d rest is history!
Posted: at 9-07-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
dupsy2smile at 9-07-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: dupsy2smile on 9-07-2010 02:26 PM
Quote from: SAmyrocko on 6-07-2010 01:22 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on 29-06-2010 04:04 PM
see the first mistake is following a man with out a dime in ur bra the next mistake is following a mistake of a man to anywhere.. and thirdly u forgot to read dummies manual for dating idiots
ROTFLMFAO! This is hilarious. Seriously she should have taken some cash with her. . For the dude, I guess he outsmarted you. .Hahahaha. . . So, poster how did you settle the bills. .? Share it with me I'm dead curious to know!
actually, he came 2 ma office 2 collect his document dat was wit me. I went outside d office, leavin ma purse rite there in d office, and went 2 giv him d document, and dat was wen he insisted we go out 4 lunch. The truth is i ordered d most expensiv on d menu, nt out of long throat, i was really missin dat particular meal, and ordered it wit his consent (dont get me wrong, pls). He excused himself minutes afta i started eatin, and wen he didnt show up like 20 mins later, i knew i was done for. I actually started perspirating. As a pretty and attractiv babe, it didnt take long b4 sum1 walkd up 2 me n askd 4 ma num. I gladly gave it 2 him, even though i was very mch aware he came wit 2 oda babes, and he also knew i came wit sum1. On a gud day, i wudnt hv givn him, cos i'm nt d loose type, bt i jst had 2, so dat if tins went beyond me, i'd call him 2 com bail me out. But as luck wud have it, d guy i went out wit showed up. He said he jst went 2 ease himsef, bt i strongly beliv he went 2 use his ATM, u know...............................and d rest is history!
Posted: at 9-07-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
truenaija2 at 9-07-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) (f)
u r hanging with the wrong guys hang with big boys guys that have d doe not hungry idiots stilll trying to feed demselves and all dis long story will not happen all nah levels shoe know hin size
Posted: at 9-07-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ayaobalere at 10-07-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) (f)
why will you go out without money on you?its bad baby.if you must go out go out with your money,so you eat what you can afford if he decides to pay fine but if not you pay yourself.and probably you have ordered for too much.you must no the worth of the person you are going on a date before you order for anything at all.peace
Posted: at 10-07-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
bali4real
i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either 
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