A SARDARJI,A GERMAN, AND A PAKISTANI..

Date: 06-07-2010 10:18 am (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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A Sardarji, a German and a Pakistani got Arrested consuming alcohol which Is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so For the terrible crime they are All sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
The Sardarji was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardarji replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked. Sardar ji smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!

Posted: at 6-07-2010 10:18 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- danielolatunji at 6-07-2010 01:31 PM (13 years ago)
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i like dis really smart and funny Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-07-2010 01:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kelvosky at 6-07-2010 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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i think i like it too, it's so funny
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- folashadoc at 6-07-2010 05:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Sophiebaby, omo you are highly mouthed. E be like say u be comedian. Clap for your self. Pls beg me to stop laughing. 
Posted: at 6-07-2010 05:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 7-07-2010 04:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: folashadoc on  6-07-2010 05:16 PM
Sophiebaby, omo you are highly mouthed. E be like say u be comedian. Clap for your self. Pls beg me to stop laughing. 

laugh cos na ur turn to laugh
Posted: at 7-07-2010 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 7-07-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-07-2010 04:07 PM
Quote from: folashadoc on  6-07-2010 05:16 PM
Sophiebaby, omo you are highly mouthed. E be like say u be comedian. Clap for your self. Pls beg me to stop laughing. 

laugh cos na ur turn to laugh

Seen it b4 dear... try again
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- federico at 7-07-2010 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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LMAO...HEHEHEHEHE
Posted: at 7-07-2010 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 7-07-2010 09:11 PM (13 years ago)
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d guy sharp
Posted: at 7-07-2010 09:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nu_bie at 7-07-2010 10:02 PM (13 years ago)
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u try guy
Posted: at 7-07-2010 10:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- esonu at 8-07-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 8-07-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 9-07-2010 07:49 AM (13 years ago)
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he should have asked the Sheik  to recieve the lashes in his place
Posted: at 9-07-2010 07:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-07-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 9-07-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sweetnoxy at 14-07-2010 01:56 AM (13 years ago)
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lol...correct smart guy
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- ishola1000 at 20-07-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 20-07-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 20-07-2010 11:07 PM (13 years ago)
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2 funny lov it dude
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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